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where to keep vibrator...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I just bought my first vibrator and it arrived this morning...yay!

BUT...i'm not sure where to keep it. Problem number one is that it came while I was at work and my parents have been trying to guess what it is all day, and I don't have a clue what I'm going to tell them (obviously not the truth!!)....

Anyway, for those who own one...where do you keep it? Also do you keep it in the box or loose (won't it get dirty)....the box is pretty dodgy and big so hard to hide in my bedside cabinet...

Help! Thanks!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just threw it in with the rest of the crap in my room.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I had the same problem with my porn, in the end I just didn't give a shit who know I had it

    I came in my room the other day and sticking out of my Video recorder was one of my pornos, called german porn:o

    Mum cleans in there all the time:o

    Can't you hide it under the bed?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my bed goes right down to the floor...
    I guess i'll just have to pray no one actually looks in my cabinet...there's no reason why they should but you never can tell!
    I probably sound really stupid but i just wondered whether people stored them in anything to keep them clean or anything...maybe i'm just weird!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    keep it in your knicker drawer
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rainbow brite
    keep it in your knicker drawer

    Best place to keep anything
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless

    Can't you hide it under the bed?
    Oh, good idea, nobody would ever think of looking under there. :D
    Originally posted by rainbow brite

    keep it in your knicker drawer
    ...or in there. If you've got any curious little brothers, then definitely don't keep it in there! :D

    Sods law says the more thought and effort you put in to hiding it in the least obvious place, then the more likely it is to be discovered by accident.

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've got one of mine at the back of the draw by my bed. My mum goes in that draw all the time, but only for hankies which are at the front...hopefully she aint seen that and the tube of KY thats in there. :lol:

    The other two are at the bottom of my rucksack, from the last time I went to visit my fella, but it seems as good a place as any to keep them, since the only time I use that bag is if I'm staying over at someones, so definately no need for anyone to look in it. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    At my boyfriends house.. at the side of his bed.. convenient but obvious, arsed anyway think most peeps have them. and to keep it clean maybe keep it in the box.. &/or get some wipes from the place you bought it.

    :p
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