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Instant Girlfriend Kit

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
It never ceases to amaze me what people
will sell on ebay. :rolleyes:

Instant Girlfriend Kit

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Funny thing is 27 people have bidded for it :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I want one.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    awwwwwww....i think thats well cute!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    even *I* wouldnt go that low
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Renzokuken
    even *I* wouldnt go that low
    but its sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What on earth where you looking for to come across that!?! :D

    Tis quite funny though!;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Renzokuken
    even *I* wouldnt go that low

    You know you would really. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DaisyChainThing


    You know you would really. :p

    No i wouldnt.

    Noone would beleive me, i mean ME and girlfreind dont go together:(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Awww, hush up. Go on the pull in a few clubs when ya hit 18 and it's easy to get a girl!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Awww, hush up. Go on the pull in a few clubs when ya hit 18 and it's easy to get a girl!

    hold up renzo

    i think i see light at the end of the tunnel...:hyper:




    in case she ever stumbles across this...i was jokin:)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    good god what is the world comming to....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Braidsta


    hold up renzo

    i think i see light at the end of the tunnel...:hyper:




    in case she ever stumbles across this...i was jokin:)

    :yeees:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by funlovnchic
    What on earth where you looking for to come across that!?! :D

    My brother showed me it - Coz he's always buying things from ebay, etc - :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Do your other imaginary friends mock you incessantly for your total lack of female companionship, love, acceptance, or even casual human contact?"


    YES, THEY DO!! :(

    if only there was an instant boyfriend kit... :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blah_ha
    "Do your other imaginary friends mock you incessantly for your total lack of female companionship, love, acceptance, or even casual human contact?"


    YES, THEY DO!! :(

    if only there was an instant boyfriend kit... :D
    they couldnt make one cos the contents smelt too much. not even dogs would go near it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Pepsi_104

    they couldnt make one cos the contents smelt too much. not even dogs would go near it.

    because what would be in it that smelt? i dont own any smelly
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wonder what an 'instant boyfriend kit' would be like:lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The bidders of that auction have my deepest sympathy, it truly is one of the saddest things I've come across.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think they're buyin it for a laugh.

    like one xmas we did secret santa (where you pick a mates name from a hat or whatever and buy them a present secretly) and my mate got an action man.

    dont ask me why buyin a girlfriend kit would be funny, theres some pretty weird people out there.

    *peers through his curtains*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mist
    I want one.

    I need one at the moment! :(
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