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15 Things To Do In Tesco

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
15 Things to do in Tescos

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10 at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from thebedding department.

8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as
a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling knives in the kitchen ware
department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the foetal
position and scream, " NO! NO! It's those voices
again!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real
loudly...."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: but we shop in asda. :( does it still work? ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok i really wanna do all them now!!!

    i think i need to call in animail patrol for this:
    monkey,
    Llama,
    Feeeesh,
    Yoshi,
    Tink(although he is not really an animal)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When we usually get things like what to do in an elevator its not the sort of things you'd feel like doing these are hilarious and i may go down somerfields and do them all! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    go up to one of the people on the '10 items or less' checkout and ask them this question:

    'if i have 11 items, but two of them are bags of sugar, does that count as 10 items or 11 items?'


    most haven't got a clue how to answer.

    childish, but it entertains me.

    :yeees:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ooooooh the best thing to do in a lift is
    if you are carrying a big bag and someone gets on open your bag but not enough for them to see whats inside and wishper
    "are you getting enough air in there?"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    I like them, wish I was still at uni cos I can just see my dumb housemates running round Tescos doing those! They got told off once for having trolley races down the aisles at about 2am, I had to take them home!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol::lol::lol: I've seen this before but with the title what to do in the wallmart so glad you've adapted it to us english! Lol. I really wanna do these things, i mean what could they do, arrest you or something?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: 15 Things To Do In Tesco
    Originally posted by HunnyPot

    13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"


    i dont' know why, that one was just dead amusing
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ah i would do them but am scared of the nice friendly security guards. have you ever heard 2 security guards having a conversation? they talk about their wives, and what they did at the weekend :confused:

    is it just me that expects them to compare their baton sizes???
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ..pah we get told off for just 'loitering' in the entrance grr......cnat bear to think what would ahppen if we did those! We usually just run scremaing away from mr. pervert the trolley man. and singing songs, loudly and badly. Amusing reactions.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: 15 Things To Do In Tesco
    Originally posted by HunnyPot


    15. Go into a fitting room and yell real
    loudly...."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: 15 Things To Do In Tesco
    Originally posted by HunnyPot




    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the foetal
    position and scream, " NO! NO! It's those voices
    again!"

    that one is just the best... and must be done the time i go shopping :D and knowing me... it probably will be!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That is very very cool

    Fraipas
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In Asda they used to have teddies what you press and they start jumpin about and makin funny noises. I used to go down the isle pressing them all, and hide round the corner watching them all fall off the shelves :lol:

    Don't think they have them anymore, no wonder really!

    Card isle is good. I open all the 'noise cards' and leave them playing and people start looking around puzzled.. :crazyeyes

    :naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ooh I have to do some of them...:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is mingin' but funny...

    In the 24 hour Asda at night time, my dad runs with the trolley and jumps on it and farts!!! so it looks like he's a rocket.. Sometimes people catch him and start laughing.. other people look a bit shocked.

    Hehe, bet no-one's gonna shop at asda now :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by xXxXxSarahxXxXx
    This is mingin' but funny...

    In the 24 hour Asda at night time, my dad runs with the trolley and jumps on it and farts!!! so it looks like he's a rocket.. Sometimes people catch him and start laughing.. other people look a bit shocked.

    Hehe, bet no-one's gonna shop at asda now :lol:
    LOL, I'll have to try the jet propulsion technique! Hmmm, there's a 24 hr Tescos. :chin: Wanna come with me?

    Mr_Wobbel ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It makes me laugh so much i start crying and neally collapse on the floor.
    *Get's train to Yorkshire*
    Maybe i should sit in the trolley and you do the rocket thingamajig! that way i don't get gassed out, as the fumes will be left to everyone behind :naughty:

    I am really a girl!! :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Or we could both squeeze on to the same trolly for extra propulsion! Or, in Tescos, they have those kiddy trolleys that look like little cars. You could get in (wearing a crash helmet for saftey obviously), and I could provide the propulsion! :D

    Mr_Wobble ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J
    I once cycled down the road wearing a metalic blue, two horned viking hat saluting people as they passed

    LOL! :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ah i would do them but am scared of the nice friendly security guards

    Where i work its the Security Guard who does all this, he rode around the store on a skateboard shouting "Oi you get back here to absolutly no one and all the customers were like WTF???
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    Or we could both squeeze on to the same trolly for extra propulsion! Or, in Tescos, they have those kiddy trolleys that look like little cars. You could get in (wearing a crash helmet for saftey obviously), and I could provide the propulsion! :D

    Mr_Wobble ;)

    LOL Great idea! :D
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