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Honestly.....I'm being serious, how do you knit?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Are there any website that teach people how to knit?
Or do any members know how to, and feel like telling me?
I can sew and cross stitch and all that stuff,
But any help with Knitting?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My gran taught me when I was little but I can't remember it at all!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knit one, purl one, knit one, purl one.

    I'm quite a big knitting fan as it goes ;)

    Edited because I can't even spell knit :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    K, but HOW do u knit?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You dont!

    It would be better to get some one to shoe you-
    I tried it once....the end!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    get some knitting needles and some wool and do what bri said :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve
    You dont!

    It would be better to get some one to shoe you-
    I tried it once....the end!

    And how do you get some one to shoe you? :p;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster


    And how do you get some one to shoe you? :p;)

    You bend over and some gives you a kick up the arse with their shoe for not knowing how to knit!

    OK so I meant show! my bad-:rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve


    You bend over and some gives you a kick up the arse with their shoe for not knowing how to knit!

    OK so I meant show! my bad-:rolleyes:

    :lol: Good recovery though :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve

    my bad

    I really, really wish people would stop saying that :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Brian Kitten


    I really, really wish people would stop saying that :p

    Sorry- my bad:eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Brian Kitten


    I really, really wish people would stop saying that :p

    So do I it reminds me off this awful twat on my college course :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    IN ROUND THROUGH AND OVER

    You get the wool, make a loop then put the left nitting needle through it, then get the right nitting needle and stick it throuogh the loop but over the left needle.
    Get the piece of wool dangling from the loop with the right forefinger and thumb and put it round the back of the left needle and back through between the two needles, then push the right needle back behind the left needle pulling the wool through and then start again..

    I think thats right...without actually doing it I can't be sure if I am remembering it right. Anyway when you have a row long enough you repeat all this on to the first row..

    AH dammit...get a book!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why, may i ask, do you want to start knitting, thought the internet was bad enough now your going to knitting?! What do your friends think of this? Do you have friends? :p Joke please dont hurt me!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Brian Kitten
    Knit one, purl one, knit one, purl one.

    hate to disapoint you but its knit one purl TWO
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I'll be damned if I know. Its just.... not my sort of thing.
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