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Pigeons

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,723 Bot
Pigeons are stupid.

It's 7ish am..and I've had about two hours sleep.

Laying in bed...5:30am...central heating comes on, lovely warmth.
This, however, is also the time of the pigeon.

Flap, fucking flap.
Coo, coo, bloody coo.

Resistance agains the pigeon, and other flying creatures is futile.
Hence I'm here at this ungodly hour.

:eek2:

Maybe this'd be better in an LJ...
If anyone has a spare, unwanted, unloved code anywhere... :D

Anyway...time for a coffee
Beep boop. I'm a bot.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    once i get a code, petal..you can bitch about the flying vermon all ya want.

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bebedawl
    once i get a code, petal..you can bitch about the flying vermon all ya want.

    :D

    Was that a barely conceled offer of an LJ Code?

    Cheers Bebedawl! :)

    Petal? :lol:
    I suppose the seed might, one day, grow into a flower...probably a deadly nightshade, though :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pigeons are the devil.

    That is all
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You want revenge? I heard that if you lace bread with Bicarbonate of Soda then the pesky birds blow up after eating it. Of course this is something I have never tried or indeed reccommend. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know exactly how you feel about pesky birds they seem to like where i live to!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I love pigeons. I was walking in town earlier, and it was windy. There were all these pigeons and they were kind of...dancing around my feet and they were purdy...

    I'm going to get a pet pigeon. And I'm going to call her Lucy. Lucy the pigeon. How sweet. And it can live in a cage in my back garden, and it will carry my letters for me to my friends....ahhhhhh.

    [/dreams]

    pigeon.jpg

    ^^^ Birdie :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh my, shukes is goin to kill u for this seedy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pigeons make me happy
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rainbow brite
    pigeons make me happy

    Pigeons = Happy. :no:

    Naked women serving me chilled drinks = Happy :yes:

    IMHO ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aww pigeons are so cute, my sister found an injured one once, she bought it home and nursed it in the shed, we went to the corner shop for some bread for it, then my mum went round after and the shopkeeper asked how the pigeon was, course mum knew nothing about the pigeon! So mum came home and went mad, so we took the pigeon to the vets and it had a broken wing then they gave us medicine for it and we nursed it well then set it free, so sweet!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *Lisa*
    oh my, shukes is goin to kill u for this seedy.

    Indeed! Pigeons are absolutely lovely, they're cute and cuddly and... awww... they're so nice! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes


    Indeed! Pigeons are absolutely lovely, they're cute and cuddly and... awww... they're so nice! :p

    :yes:
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