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...and then I see their pictures.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
When I read the Al Qaeda take on the Muslim religion, where you murder people in order to find favor with Allah and get with 70 virgins in heaven...I thought, why would anyone choose such a crazy hope instead of getting with a real woman on earth.

And then I see their pictures when they're captured and I'm think'n the 70- virgins- after- death- hope-thang might be more realistic then one of them getting a woman on earth. :naughty:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You REALLY confuse me sometimes. What is it that you are talking about?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Knee High Stripy Socks
    You REALLY confuse me sometimes. What is it that you are talking about?

    pussy *in a nutshelll*:p ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless


    pussy in a nutshelll

    So that's where it's been hiding.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They caught his major leader of Al Qaeda. Fat, hairy back. Al Qaeda believes they will be rewarded by God for their work with virgins in heaven.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo


    So that's where it's been hiding.

    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: ...and then I see their pictures.
    Originally posted by pnjsurferpoet
    When I read the Al Qaeda take on the Muslim religion, where you murder people in order to find favor with Allah and get with 70 virgins in heaven...I thought, why would anyone choose such a crazy hope instead of getting with a real woman on earth.

    And then I see their pictures when they're captured and I'm think'n the 70- virgins- after- death- hope-thang might be more realistic then one of them getting a woman on earth. :naughty:

    :thumb:
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