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PROSSIE JOKE
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There are 3 prostitutes in a bar and they're argueing about who's got the biggest hole.
The first says "my holes so big I can fit my fist up it". And she did.
The second says "that's nothing, I can fit both fists up mine". And she demonstrated.
The third slipped down the barstool!
BOOM BOOM!
Anymore sex jokes?
IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS THE WORD...
The first says "my holes so big I can fit my fist up it". And she did.
The second says "that's nothing, I can fit both fists up mine". And she demonstrated.
The third slipped down the barstool!
BOOM BOOM!
Anymore sex jokes?
IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS THE WORD...
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