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Chucky the chicken knew he was fucked for sure!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Ian Curtis, Glasgow, 2002

Pitty poor Jean Curtis, who returned from a shopping trip to find her husband on the sofa sexing up a frozen chicken while clad in rubber stockings and her blouse. Mrs. Curtis shouted, "You dirty bastard, that's my Sunday roast!", Ian calmly replied, "It's ok, we can still eat it." It shouldn't of been to much of a shock, really, as Jean later complained that Ian had been blowing most of their dole on rubber dildos for him self and was in the habbit of dressing up as a women, shouting at passers-by in their cars.

What a Loser!

And what would you do if you caught your boyfriend sexing up a frozen chicken in your rubber stockings huh?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    laugh at him and then take a picture and post it on the internet. would serve him right for shagging a frozen chicken then wouldnt it, silly lil house bitch.
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    euch what a fuken mink shagging a chicken
    i would probly through the guy out
    ew and he still was prepared to eat the chicken!
    sicko:eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Char_Baby
    ew and he still was prepared to eat the chicken!
    sicko:eek2:

    i take it youve never swollowed then lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    poor chicken :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ewww :yuck:

    Mind you I'd have dumped him when he started buying the dildos, so it wouldn't have got as far as the chicken shagging! lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I read that ages ago in the News Of The World.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah I know. It was in last months Loaded in like a top 100 pers of all time or summit. You read about the bloke who used to shag paths?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you are going to lift stories from elsewhere please put your source, as in our rules:

    3. If you feel the need to post quotes from other sources or sites, please also publish the URL of where you found it.

    Thanks

    Susie :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yuck that is disgusting! Salty chicken though!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd made him eat the whole thing. Whilst filiming it. And then put it on Kazaa :D and send copies to all his friends and his work, and then kick him out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :yum: mmm...tasty!! There are some very strange people in this world...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But to make him eat it you would have to cook it first and that would mean standing in the same house as this maniac. I'd be gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mmmmm chicken :yum:
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