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First stoopid question of the day....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
What sex is a computer?

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    in french and russian it is masculine :)

    i had an email about this sent to me a while back - was quite funny but can't remember it now.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mines a boy! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah in Spanish it's male too :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: First stoopid question of the day....
    Originally posted by Jay-O
    What sex is a computer?
    I think this sums it up for us:

    Six reasons to prove that computers are female:

    6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.

    5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

    4. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

    3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else

    2. The message "bad command or file name" is about as informative as "if you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

    And the number one reason is: As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it.


    Tis true, tis true:p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What sex is a computer?...
    bad sex! I was limping for a week afterwards1 :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Male: You need to turn them on to make them do anything, and if you press all the right buttons they'll do anything you want.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mine plays up alot and its hard to understand soo obviously male :p hehe

    *hides*
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