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The Famine Is Over!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I would like to announce I got laid last night, not once, but twice.


After 6 months baby! YEAH!!!:naughty:

and holy moly..i forgot how fanfuckingtastic it was..:yum:

hmm, this probably makes me sound sad. :crazyeyes:

anyways, if i am sad, i dont care..becky got some penis..WAHEY!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ROFLMFAO!!! i remember i had gone 8 months without sex, and when i got laid i reacted just the way you did!!! good on ya :p and no, you dont sound stupid, i know how it feels :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not had any for.......... So long I’ve forgotten:(




    Ok...5 or 6 (maybe 7) months now:o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Good on ya mate. Pleased for ya. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well i could be joinin you in leavin the famine, i have been starvin since jus before new years eve (but to be fair i have had top ups in the form of other things :naughty: ....) but this girl at the mo, seems pretty guaranteed, hehe

    no doubt i'll be moaning about her in the relationship board instead thu, lol

    WOOOOOOOOOOO :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *counts*

    I haven't had any for.... 23 hours :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i can beat that, got some at lunch :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's been 3 days and I am gagging for it. 6 months and I'd be insane.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Eul Grepus
    i can beat that, got some at lunch :p

    Bet your partner's cousin wasn't in the room at the time though :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would like to announce I got laid last night, not once, but twice.

    bitch :p;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok, don't rub it in. :( It's been about five months since I last had sex, and I'm getting to that desperately missing it stage now, and beginning to pine for it. I'll bet I even look desperate? :(
    And I know I'm missing it badly because I've been masturbating like mad recently. Getting random stiffies all the time. And rubbed a couple of raw patches again (ouch ouch ouch ouch! Just can't stop!). :(

    Mr_Wobble ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    aww poor mista wobble!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kally
    aww poor mista wobble!
    Feel sorry for my poor worn willy. You can kiss it better if you like? :naughty: No? :(

    Mr_Wobble ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    Feel sorry for my poor worn willy. You can kiss it better if you like? :naughty: No? :(

    :lol::lol:

    Funnily enough that's a line my boyf uses on me :p (long-distance relationship). Next time i get any will be in a week :D (well it's been 3 weeks since i last saw him so i am understandably looking forward to it!)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i can top all of you!! mwhahaha!! its been 30mins since i last shagged!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm, I dunno if I'm gonna get anymore, my fuck buddy has gotten all sentimental over his current missus who isn't me. :rolleyes:

    WAHHHH this wamps. someone sex me up..pleeeeeeease:P:P:P:P
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    6 months people :no:

    I should be going insane. Oh and i am believe me :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm....aboiut 3 weeks....and I aint even bothered....there's summat wrong with me. I aint be masturbating either, whats happened to my sex drive? hmmm. :mad:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kazbo
    Hmm....aboiut 3 weeks....and I aint even bothered....there's summat wrong with me. I aint be masturbating either, whats happened to my sex drive? hmmm. :mad:

    Kaz thats not like you at all at all!You being getting all sentimental as of late or something?

    I Couldn't go a week without masturbation seeing as I aint had sex in 4 long weeks now!

    But im going get some tomorrow! All night!:D :D :yes: :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve


    Kaz thats not like you at all at all!You being getting all sentimental as of late or something?


    I have, but it also coincides with the time I went on the pill so I think it is more to do with that. We'll see when I get back with my ex what happens. If he can't turn me on, no one can. ;):naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i last got laid 6 days ago and i am dying for it so badly, except i am guaranteed some on saturday night, BUT mother nature is being a bitch! so annoyed..............
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