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Beans........SPILL EM !!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Well what have I missed while I been on me Hols???

Whos been causing hassle? whose been calling me worse than shit? whose knocking who off??? oooohhhh I hate been away for almost a week I miss out on all the gossip :p

Come on then, this thread is to spill the beans, the person who reveals most things gets a prize..............which will be revealed on Monday night (cos im out tomorrow night):D ;)

Oh almost forgot Blackpool was bloody cold although it didnt rain. Had a great time but im glad to be back home for a rest, gawd i walked miles and miles :D

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Basically this past week has been hectic. Managed to get pregnant by my girlfriend, and then finding out that she was cheating on me, with my pet.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper
    Basically this past week has been hectic. Managed to get pregnant by my girlfriend, and then finding out that she was cheating on me, with my pet.

    Oh my god. I am *that* pet :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper
    Basically this past week has been hectic. Managed to get pregnant by my girlfriend, and then finding out that she was cheating on me, with my pet. [/QUOTE

    Bloody hell..........you poor thing ;)

    I dont think anyone can beat that :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay


    Oh my god. I am *that* pet :p


    Are you really ??? Bloody hell Lacy I go away and you turn into a right hhhmmmmm :p Good job im back, Im gonna have to keep my eye on you :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo

    I dont think anyone can beat that :D

    Alas not. :(
    Nothing happened in my life, but I still managed to start 23 new threads with no specified subject, or point.
    Yay me! :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cos im such a lazy old slapper and I cant be arsed to go back loads of pages :p can anyone tell me about Mr Roll? I gather he must be a Grandada again, well what did she have? when did she have it and what is the baby called?

    ps gonna be offline for an hour so be back laters :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It was a boy i think. I know it had a lot of hair.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I gave birth to a pregnant llama
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How was ur holiday Becky, hope you are well, and had a nice time
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    u aint missed much hun but its nice to have ya bak :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hello becky :)

    seedworld was boring.

    how was blackpool?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i trod in some dog shit
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Let's see what happened to me....

    My back and arse hurt......... They carried on hurting, and still hurt now.

    The only difference was the amount of pain I endured:(

    Glad you enjoyed Blackpool tho, ride any donkey:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well I married a showgirl from downtown when, after a particularly impressive "private dance" we hit it off over a few drinks. Sadly the marriage was not meant to be and four days later I got a divorce. The bitch took half my house and the car, I got left with hair dye all over the bathroom and some unpleasant infection.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think going by some of your stories over the last week it might be a good idea if I stay at home next week.......some truly amazing things have happened :p

    Mist bit of advice for you, never trust a showgirl :p;) Mind you know that now dont ya :lol::lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Welcome back Becky hope you had a good hol in Blackpool i havent been around much so don't really no much of whats going on really, what i do know is Mr Roll has run off with a young peasant girl from Brazil :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wel...........I met a male porn star went to vegas got married went to london got divorced got arrested for theft an bust outta prison:D welcome back!
    xxx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by **sugar**
    what i do know is Mr Roll has run off with a young peasant girl from Brazil :)

    hhhmm has he now........and I thought it was him and me forever :p

    Kirsty how did you meet a porn star??? all I meet are old, baldy fat barstewards :lol::lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i have my ways;)
    xxx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Welcome back Becks, been awful quiet here without you, glad you had a good time. were the rides open? Is the big one still there?grin2.gif
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    baldy

    Oh yes? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by cheekychick
    were the rides open? Is the big one still there?

    It was still closed, dont think it opens till march. To be honest hardly anything was open, this is the quietest Ive ever seen Blackpool. Most of the gift shops were closed but I still had a good time :)
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