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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
>ONLY IN AMERICA PEOPLE!
>
>>
>>I believe he is a piper . . . . .
>>Read dialog below first
>>There's a current law suit in the works by a Minnesota man named
>>Henry
>>Harleny. Mr. Harleny is suing a famous drill company for physical
>>damages
>>caused to
>>him by their tools. Mr. Harleny claims that he wanted to eliminate
>>an itch
>>in his nose, so he placed a power drill up his nose and turned the
>>drill on
>>with the drill bit still attached.
>>
>>He successfully got rid of the "itch", but in the process he
>>"drilled" off
>>his nose. Here's a picture of Mr. Harleny taken at the hospital.
>>
>>Here is a statement by Mr. Harleny:
>>"No where on the package, or the actual tool was there a warning
>>that
>>specifically tells the consumer not to place the drill up their
>>nose, or
>>any orifice for that matter. These companies need to take
>>responsibility
>>for their products".
>>
>>Mr. Harleny is suing for $25 million.
>>Here is a picture of Mr. Harleny:

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jinkies!!! These Americans are as thick as pigshit if they think that by shoving a drill up their noses that it's not going to cause any physical damage! :shocking:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He dont look to healthy does he! How can someone be so stupid!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LMAO :lol: what a dumbarse
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    EW EW EW!!

    *shudders*

    I'm gonna have nightmares now...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J
    The worrying thing is not so much the accident, but that he'll probably get the money.

    Yes.

    Like the burglar who injured himself in his victim's house, and sued them.
    'tis wrong.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OH
    MY
    GOD.
    :no:
    Originally posted by J
    The worrying thing is not so much the accident, but that he'll probably get the money.

    Sadly you`re right.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ew ew ew thats sick what a fuckwit!!!
    but seriously turning the drill ON?!

    i really do hate stupid americans
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_kazzy
    EW EW EW!!

    *shudders*

    I'm gonna have nightmares now...

    Just as well then that you didn`t see the pic I saw of a guy who, whilst on pcp, decided it would be a good idea to slice off his face with a piece of broken mirror and feed it to his dogs. (The dogs had their stomachs pumped and they recovered pieces of his nose, cheeks and lips.)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miffy


    Just as well then that you didn`t see the pic I saw of a guy who, whilst on pcp, decided it would be a good idea to slice off his face with a piece of broken mirror and feed it to his dogs. (The dogs had their stomachs pumped and they recovered pieces of his nose, cheeks and lips.)
    That picture was in Bizarre a few years ago. Ewww. But I thought he used a knife. Isn't the using a broken mirror bit fom the Hannibal movie? I think there's some confusion between real life and Hollywood going on here?

    Mr_Wobble ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cheezie Grin
    Jinkies!!!

    Cheezie ... I don't know what's more disturbing .... The sheer lack of grey matter on the part of this fella ..... or that fact that you actually used the word "Jinkies" .... :no: :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bless him cookie - he clearly needs help.... :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    That picture was in Bizarre a few years ago. Ewww. But I thought he used a knife. Isn't the using a broken mirror bit fom the Hannibal movie? I think there's some confusion between real life and Hollywood going on here?

    Mr_Wobble ;)

    Dunno, I couldn`t honestly say - as far as I recall it was a piece of broken mirror, or glass. Not seen Hannibal, sorry. :)

    The pic was stomach churning tho, wasn`t it? :o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmmm... once he gets that nose back, he could be a cuite :p

    and to think, minnesota, so close!

    and just remember, if you look hard enough as you probably look to find these things about dumb americans, there are just as many dumb brits. so fuck
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    remember, if you look hard enough as you probably look to find these things about dumb americans, there are just as many dumb brits. so fuck
    Go on then, find one story about a Brit doing something as dumb as that! :D
    There are more Americans, therefore there are more dumbass Americans. :D

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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