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The Official date as been set!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
It's official - March 20th is decreed the date....

Lads, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other.

Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood,
sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day".

Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it.

Finally, the twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable 'March 20th'. Its like a perpetual love machine !! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

And, of course, Steak & BJs.

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *shakes her head violently*

    That's not fair, you can't do that. That's my birthday - I'm getting pampered then, not my boyfriend! Anyway, he got plenty on valentines day and I got none :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Did you make this up?or isit for real?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Unfortunately it's real hun :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ive never heard of that one before!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i get blowjobs daily :p wish i could afford a daily steak tho :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry girlies its real!

    And he forgot to mention that all the single girlies still have to treat a single man if they got something valentines!
    So girls give me your steaks.....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *shakes her head*

    I don't like steak :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_kazzy
    *shakes her head*

    I don't like steak :(

    Once ya can cook it!:p
    You werent getin any anyway....

    :lol::lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve


    Once ya can cook it!:p
    You werent getin any anyway....

    :lol::lol:

    :p I wouldn't cook it either. I'd be sick at the smell, and it wouldn't be a very appetising meal then. Anyway, it's my birthday that day, so i get a birthday meal of my own :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't worry lil Kazz, you don't have to eat the steak - that's just for us blokies. :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cheezie Grin
    Don't worry lil Kazz, you don't have to eat the steak - that's just for us blokies. :D
    Ya see lil Kazz, there was nothing to worry about all along. All you have to do is sweat over the cooking of the dead cow carcass but ya don't have to eat it. You get to suck on ya boyfriend's huge man sausage instead. A birthday treat that you've always wanted I'm sure!!! ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats not a problem for me!!!

    except im not very good at cooking so maybe just make it 'blowjob day' but i think it should only be celebrated if they get it right on valentines day...and also we dont have to get you anything on valentines:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol, i remember this last year...
    20th March is also my b'day:) but its made even weirder by the fact my initials are B.J.S:eek:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha i dont expect anythin for valentines day so noones have any suck dick from me. only fair... :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol yes remember this one last year, he he er no thanks i don't think il'l be participating :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol, well what harm could it do eh? ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    urgh I don't like steak or blowjobs! :yuck:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol.... ingenious idea.... well apart from a valentines card from my best mate I didn't get anything .... so that makes me exempt right ? I could try to give her a blow job but I'm not sure it would work :confused:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ObviouslyBlonde
    lol.... ingenious idea.... well apart from a valentines card from my best mate I didn't get anything .... so that makes me exempt right ? I could try to give her a blow job but I'm not sure it would work :confused:

    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol.... ingenious idea.... well apart from a valentines card from my best mate I didn't get anything .... so that makes me exempt right ? I could try to give her a blow job but I'm not sure it would work

    Too many jokes Blondie .... Too many jokes ... :lol::lol::lol::D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by CookieMonster


    Too many jokes Blondie .... Too many jokes ... :lol::lol::lol::D

    Shut it u! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OB - As soon as he's got that steak in his mouth, you won't hear a word. :angel: ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm resisting ... I'm not saying a damn thing ... Nope ... Not gonna do it Cheezie ... Just too many jokes to choose from .... :p

    Admit it .. You're trying to make my head explode aren't ya .... :lol:
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