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Men are like...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Men are like ... Laxatives ...They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to
change them.

Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ... Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.

Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ... Department Stores .. Their clothes are always ? off.

Men are like ... Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like .. Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

:D

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: So true!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'll let you get away with this one without retaliation..but only cos it did make me laugh :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Men are like roses youve got to look out for the pricks.

    Men are like toilets, either there full of shit or engaged.

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    I like this one especially.:D :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol...

    rather funny but come on u have to admit some r alrite!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: where'd u get all them from then?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    they are kinda true in a sexist way:rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Women Know Your Limits:


    Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.


    Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.


    Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.


    Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper,etc. and then run a dustcloth over the tables.


    Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

    Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him.


    Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

    Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

    Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead try to understand his world of strain and pressure, and his very real need to be at home and relax.

    Your goal. Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit

    Don't greet him with complaints and problems

    Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

    Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low soothing and pleasant voice.

    Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him. A good wife always KNOWS HER PLACE.


    It's a hard 'ol life being a man.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Heh that sounds like what my dad automatically EXPECTS. :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Men are like...
    Originally posted by TheMistress
    Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

    I like that one....that's why it's in my sig! :D Reminds me of David Beckham. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A man is like a fine wine. He starts out raw as grapes and it's a woman's job to stomp on him and keep him in the dark until he matures into something she'd like to have dinner with.

    Men are like buses - they have a spare tire and smell funny.

    Men are like Conputers -- they're easy to turn on, but once everything's loaded up, they're hard to work and stubbornly refuse to do what you command.

    Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

    A computer is a man, if you had just waited one more week, you could have got a better model for less.

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jay-O

    Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

    Are we talking threesomes? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *yawns*

    How many times people?

    I must have seen this thread 400 TIMES!

    But anyway:

    Men are like Roman Gods: Strong, Virile and Omnipotent
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha that was funny.
    Originally posted by Simbelyne

    I must have seen this thread 400 TIMES!

    There's always one. :rolleyes:
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