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BillieTheBot
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As Greenie pointed out in another thread we're all in need of a bit of humour and a break from our problem-solving dilemmas. So here's your chance to cheer up the forum.
A virtual beer goes to the author of the funniest caption
(sorry, don't know how to show picture directly on post)
A virtual beer goes to the author of the funniest caption
(sorry, don't know how to show picture directly on post)
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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"I'm telling you, Heydrich tampered with the water!"
"It's time to whip it out and show everyone who's the man."
Straw: Tony & I don't think that it's worded acceptably to pass th Security Council.
Powell: What's wrong with it?
Straw: We just don't feel that "97.. 98.. 99.. 100. Okay, Saddam, coming, ready or not!" is diplomatic enough...
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Straw "It's £10 an ounce. My son gets it for me..."
(Note for non-UK residents, Jack Straw's son has a drug conviction.)
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Straw "So I said to Tariq Aziz, 'listen you little prick', we want your oil..."