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Limericks BABY!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
hi de hi!

k, let's all make limericks..make one up about yourselves..and we'll continue 'em on :D

there once was a lass from jock land
you may know it better as scotland
she's blonde as they come
she really hates her bum
howdy tis i becky from haggis land!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    there once was a place called the site
    on which some bored people would write
    they'd type out their thoughts
    and their various cohorts
    unaware of their terrible plight.

    id tell you what your terrible plight is but i think its better if you dont know.

    it involves small fishes with big mouths and sharp teeth.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nasty fish with large teeth we fear
    dreading our final day grows near
    we'll scatter and flurry
    to dry land we'd scarper in a hurry
    and the lifeguards the girls will leer?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The lifeguard's incredibly fit
    But sadly a bit of a tit
    Head stuck up his bum
    As dumb as they come
    A real egotistical twit
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There was a girl from the village
    She liked long socks


    :eek2: I'm not very good at this, am I?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ther once was sxy bunny grl
    She liked to make people hurl,
    She lived in the playboy mansion
    And held lost of people by ransome:D

    Also is that good at this
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mine erm, rocks.

    oooh! rocks rhymes with socks! ooh ooh!

    On each foot I wear a sock
    Knee high stripy,
    Glory Be!
    Both my feet, they ROCK!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In my posts you will read
    That I love smoking weed
    Its really no surprise
    With the name like redeyes
    That most nights im outta ma heed

    :crazyeyes :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Like redeyes I get pretty mashed on weed,
    But lately I've been naughty takin pills n speed.
    I love the drugs, I own the thugs,
    Can't you guess my middle name is greed?

    When it comes to writin limericks,
    I make you all look like dicks. (Joke)
    My rhymes have meaning, my words have soul,
    To get wrecked on the weekend is my only goal.
    I'm bigger, better and badder than you'll ever be,
    So why don't you all go to sleep, and if you're lucky, you'll dream that you're something like me......;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ooo thats a good one:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You do know limericks are meant to be five lines long, right?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by squirrel
    The lifeguard's incredibly fit
    But sadly a bit of a tit
    Head stuck up his bum
    As dumb as they come
    A real egotistical twit

    Oo, that's a good one :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You do know limericks are meant to be five lines long, right?

    I know they are but I like to rap,
    I cant do much with five lines, its just crap.
    My name is Phil, but you know me as CheeseOnToast,
    My limericks rock, but my raps do the most.
    So here ya go, five lines only, and if you don't like it..b*ow me :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There was a young man from Plean
    Who invented a wanking machine.
    The bloody thing broke
    And snapped off his cock
    And turned his balls into cream.

    Plean is a village near Stirling just in case any of you thought I was making it up so it would rhyme :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There once was a man with two matching sperm banks,
    He emptied them through continous sex+for that he thanks,
    Now the run has suddenly become barren,
    There is too much fluid there for just the two 2 tanks be carrying,
    So he disposes of them in private- through rigourous wanks!

    Ah well I tried!
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