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John invited his mother over for dinner.

During the course of the meal,his mother couldn't help but notice how
handsome John's flatmate was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this
made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between John and his flatmate than he
was letting on.

Reading his Mum's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Simon and I are just flatmates."

About a week later, Simon came to John saying,"Ever since your mother came
to dinner I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said John. So he sat
down and

Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from my
house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle, but the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, John.

Several days later John received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Simon, and I'm not
saying that you 'do not' sleep with Simon, but the fact remains that if he
was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the f*cking gravy ladle by
Love, Mum.



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