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Men hey..

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
The following ad in the Melbourne Age is reported to have received Numerous calls:


Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.











Over 5,000 men found themselves talking to the RSPCA about an eight week-old black Labrador Retriever puppy.




Men are so easy
;)

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can someone check for me, I've been told they've removed te word 'gullable' from the dictionary
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One way to get people's attention :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lmao, thats men for you
    :rolleyes:
    (no offence to any of you guys)

    xx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Why are there windmills in Holland? So the Hollanders know when it's windy?"

    That just says it all about women really...Their just not as good as men.:cool:

    Women suck! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jay-O
    Women suck! :D

    And thankfully some of them suck rather well :naughty:
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