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Porn Star Name

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Easy way to work out what your porn star name would be. Take the name of your first pet for your christian name and your mum's maiden name for your surname.

Mine would be Keiser Docherty. Who's your daddy?!? ;)
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tiskers Smith.

    That's a bit silly :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :banghead:

    Never had a pet damn you!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This again? My porn star name for the 50 millionth time is jenny Hunt.:rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by KinkyRed
    :banghead:

    Never had a pet damn you!

    *shame* Donates KinkyRed his 2nd pet. Name=miester
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster


    *shame* Donates KinkyRed his 2nd pet. Name=miester

    aw tjhanks hon.

    *ahem*

    Miester Young

    :confused:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    patch ratchford
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by tittletattle
    patch ratchford

    Scarily that one works quite well.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i have 2 dogs so my porn name could be


    shadow sheeter

    or

    Pheonix sheeter



    not realy porn names are they
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :D

    o i know
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pepper Wicks, if you count the hamster as pet 1

    Clarabel Wicks if you count the fish as pet 1

    (I had lots of fish, they were all called clarabel. My sister's were all called Annie, like the carriages from Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i started a thread on this a few months ago never mind ill post it again my porn star name is.........fergie rogers :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Smilla McGillivray.

    Crapness.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by jellygirl
    This again? My porn star name for the 50 millionth time is jenny Hunt.:rolleyes:

    and mine is Snowy Rawal :eek2:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mine's Tiger Fitzgerald... sounds more like a semi-professional golfer really...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ralph Symmonds! :p

    Kinda has a ring to it ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gismo Graydon-
    Sounds more like spomething outta the matfia!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pepper Daley

    All photo and calender requests gratefully received ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can't remember my first pets name :o but my 2nd pet was called creamy. :o:o:o can things get any worse, even with the 2nd name? ....lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i've been told your porn star name is supposed to be your middle name followed by your street name (first word only ie. exclude 'close', 'road' etc).

    mine would be helen springwell


    lol! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mine is Dixie Jones, cool

    Originally posted by badabing
    i've been told your porn star name is supposed to be your middle name followed by your street name (first word only ie. exclude 'close', 'road' etc).

    mine would be helen springwell


    lol! :D

    or George Eleanor, prefer the first one
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bib Hughes or Ashleigh Morton depending on which method you use :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Polly Rickets

    or

    Austen Garendon


    ive gone to the liberty of doing the PMs...

    Charles Lynton Downing

    eek scary.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok mine would either:

    Tukka Howell

    or

    Elaine Worcester
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Twinkle Diss
    OR
    Sheeba Jones
    ... i prefer Daring Dan! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    As i've said before in numerous porn star name threads.
    Pussy Gibbs.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: I've done this before!!

    Mine is *drumroll*

    Flopsy Askew!

    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sure I posted on this topic before, but am tres bored so I shall let you know again

    Didn't have a 'real' pet when I was little, aside from several fish who died very quickly... although I guess technically that means I should take the first name I remember, which would make me
    Sammy Beale (I know, I know - soooo exotic!)

    Middle name/street isnt that much better either if you use the actual (welsh) name of my street I'd be
    Gail King

    or here in Oxford
    Gail Turl (or Gail Market depending on how picky you are *considers a certain jesus college geographer*)

    Pretty pathetic all in all

    (edited cos I'm ill so can't spell!)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Badger Duncan, or Ann Laurelwood.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if you take the pet and mothers maiden name thing then mine would be either (we had 2 pets)

    Sadie Lees or Rhoda Lees

    or the middle name/ street thing would be

    Louise Langley

    ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This again....?

    mines Hunny Hanson. i dnt like it at all!!!

    i like Zella. F. Tastic better.
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