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If You're Happy And You Know It - a song

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
A great song my mate composed and sent to me - sing it aloud to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It." Sorry if i've posted it in the Politics forum and create great controversy :D

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: If You're Happy And You Know It - a song
    Originally posted by Luce
    A great song my mate composed and sent to me - sing it aloud to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It." Sorry if i've posted it in the Politics forum and create great controversy :D

    Are you sure your mate composed it, cause if I was him I'd have copywrited(sp?) it. Getting quite popular. So far you're the 3rd person to post it on just this board.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: If You're Happy And You Know It - a song
    Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper


    Are you sure your mate composed it, cause if I was him I'd have copywrited(sp?) it. Getting quite popular. So far you're the 3rd person to post it on just this board.

    Kinda like Al Gore's claim to have invented the internet, right? ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The internet? I thought he was the main character in Love Story.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    By the way Luce, I love that little ditty. I shall send it to some friends of mine who'll be touring Iraq rather soon. They'll be singing it in downtown Baghdad while driving HumVees! It sure is a catchy little tune!:D :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol, thanks, i found it funny when he mailed it! Has it already been done then? Sorry, he claimed he composed it! It's funny anyway :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Luce
    Lol, thanks, i found it funny when he mailed it! Has it already been done then? Sorry, he claimed he composed it! It's funny anyway :D
    isn't he just a lying cheating little scumbag aye! you can realy embarress him now... it came from the daily mirror.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    isn't he just a lying cheating little scumbag aye! you can realy embarress him now... it came from the daily mirror.

    I have to agree that while it's not original it's still amusing - problem is it's now stuck in my head! Again!

    *wandering off to find catchy music to drive 'If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq' out of my head*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sing it on marches...
    [hinthint] the big one coming up on the 15th perhaps?
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