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(Joke) How many soldiers does it take to defend Paris?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Zero, the French would never defend Paris.:naughty:

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jesus, that's not even one of those "so bad its funny" type jokes, its just so bad it's embarrasing. Sorry, but not funny in the slightest.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmmmmmm that may have been funny after WW2 but now.........no.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There's nothing funny about the French. And yet, they're a joke.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That joke doesn't work on so many levels....

    particularly with your use language in general.

    How many soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
    Well to be correct the number would have to be a number greater than zero, or there aren't any soldiers.... bah! Never mind!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BumbleBee
    That joke doesn't work on so many levels....

    particularly with your use language in general.

    How many soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
    Well to be correct the number would have to be a number greater than zero, or there aren't any soldiers.... bah! Never mind!

    Or even more correctly, it would have to be a discrete number great than zero, seens as you can't have 0.01 soldiers! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Exactly, they wouldn't committ any soldiers.

    Any way, it's just another excuse to knock the French.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by pnjsurferpoet
    Exactly, they wouldn't committ any soldiers.

    Any way, it's just another excuse to knock the French.

    Yeah, all well and good, but for god's sake, do it properly.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes


    Or even more correctly, it would have to be a discrete number great than zero, seens as you can't have 0.01 soldiers! :p

    an integer :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Black Hole Sun


    an integer :p

    Heh. Actualy, it must be a positive integer, you can't have minus 10 soldiers either! :p
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