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Cheesy Chat up lines

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
Hi i was just wondering what is the most cheesy chat up line youve ever heard or used.
mine was...

"hey i may not be Fred Flintstone but i sure can make the Bedrock"

:lol: :rolleyes: :lol: :rolleyes: :lol: :rolleyes: :lol: :rolleyes:
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Heard a classic one last night

    "What's your name?"
    'Emma. Why do you ask?'
    "Because last night in my dreams I could only call you 'Baby'"

    Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeesy!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chat up lines, I mean do guys actually think girls like them :lol:

    I don't get chat up lines, but EVERY guy always say the same thing, I got a nice ass, nice tummy, nice hair and nice eyes apparently! Guys, it doesn't work, and besides I'm taken:p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who seriously uses chat up lines?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    erm here are a few, i cant think of them all:

    is that a ladder in your tight or a staurway for heaven (i cant believe lads think that might work)

    are you tired, becuase youve been running around in my head all night.

    oh and this one:

    do you believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past again (how cheeeeeeeeeeeeesy)

    :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Sir Cum
    Who seriously uses chat up lines?

    Twats who actually think they work :lol:

    Can't blame them for trying, or can you :chin:

    :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Sir Cum
    Who seriously uses chat up lines?

    lads who think chat up lines actually work! how stupid :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :blush::blush:
    im going out wit the guy how sed it to me now.
    *hangs head in shame for falling for a line*
    but hes sweet so ill forgive him be being so cheesy
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    :blush::blush:
    im going out wit the guy how sed it to me now.
    *hangs head in shame for falling for a line*
    but hes sweet so ill forgive him be being so cheesy

    Aww bless him for trying and it actually worked! Spose it's kinda sweet but it hasn't ever worked for me hehe!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There worth a try, why not!
    even if they never work-

    Best chat up line ever is............ Hello, im ....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchin?"

    Never tried it, but it sounds like it would get a laugh.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well this is one that this bloke said to me on friday night :rolleyes:

    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants he he did make me laugh though!!
    :lol:

    heres a few more ive heard before: 'Nice dress, can I talk you out of it? '
    'I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?'
    'Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? '

    I lost my virginity, can I have yours? :eek2:

    Ha a kid at the swimming pool said this to me:

    'You'd better start giving me mouth to mouth, because you just
    took my breath away.' :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ummm the worst one i got was have we met be4 "no" well im sure ive seen you be4 "sorry not me" oh thats it you are you the girl of my dreams

    i was like omg and burst out laughing in his face till he walked away
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i never delved into the world of chat up lines, never thought of them as a good idea and i get embarassed for people who do use them, and i feel sorry for anyone who goes for them.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well, the first time i met my gf, i held the door open to her, she said "thanks", and i said

    "im like that, im just a gentleman"

    then she said:

    "uh, yea, whatever"

    then my best mate laughed. i just smiled. i wasnt actually trying to chat her up, i was trying to be her friend. ah well. it worked in the end. :)

    oooh but when i asked her out that was awful. we had both found out that we fancied each other the day before, then i was walking her home, and she said "well, are you going to ask me out then?" and i said "well, i want to, but im scared" and she said "well if its any help i'll definitly not say no" then i said "ok then, errr, will you go out with me?" her: "yes!"

    oh god that was so nervewracking. but i couldnt live with myself now if i didnt ask her out. thats my new motto in life. proactivity is the only way forward!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stop following me. go away. the restraining order is still in effect. i'm calling the cops.


    when i hear those lines (quite often, about 8-9 times a week) i just get weak at the knees. it may be a corny line, but i fall for it every time. i just hear that phrase repeated and i take it as a god-given sign that they want my ass! hell yea baby!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Id drag my bolloxs over two miles of hot ashes just to wank over your shadow"

    :rolleyes: :lol::lol:

    "Id like to break down the doors of your love palace with my purple headed battering ram"

    :p:lol::lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    all i can say to that last one is ewwwww!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've got quite a few.

    Your eyes are like spanners, every time I look at you my nuts tighten.

    How do you like your eggs in the morning, fried or fertilised?

    Here, do you want a loan of twenty pence to tell your mum/dad/boyfriend you're not coming home tonight.

    Alright darlin', get your coat, you've pulled!

    You - all we need now is a 12 stone penguin

    them/her - what?!

    You - a 12 stone penguin.

    them/her - why?

    You - something to break the ice with!

    That's a really nice dress, it'll look great on my bedroom floor.

    If I told you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?

    Did you get a bump on your head when you fell from heaven?

    How much?

    but I have never used any of them...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheKingOfGlasgow

    but I have never used any of them...
    Yeah right, I bet you made most of them up!:p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i was at the club and this nob of a guy came up 2 me and said
    ' hey you wanna play titanic? I'll be the iceberg and you can go down!'

    Yea right mate
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Some of these chat up lines lads have come out with are pathetic, but a few I remember which made me laugh are

    Nice legs, what time do they open?

    Thats a nice smile you've got, its a shame its not all your wearing!!!

    Im new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment? :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A friend of mine had a great response for people who come up with the cheesy chat up lines.

    "Do you know what it says at the end of a condom? No? What's the matter, never rolled it back that far?"

    That's shut a few people up who tried it on with her. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nice shoes, Fancy a Shag?
    :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I dont tend to get cheesy chat up lines. Not sure if thats a good thing or not, since it indicates i just never get chatted up!
    There was a situation kinda like Shyboy's once though... and im bored and should be doing my chemistry coursework so i'm going to tell you all about it anyway! ;):p

    We went to the pub and this mate of the lad i fancied was trying to come onto me (i say trying, he succeeded...) but then i told him it was wrong and i liked his mate etc... didnt stop him trying though. :rolleyes:
    So anyway later on that week I was walking to the pub with the lad i did like and the conversation went along the lines of:

    HIM: He still wants to go with you you know.
    ME: And?
    HIM: He wanted me to ask you. He says he really likes you and wants to go with you. So do I but he wanted me to ask you for him.
    ME: Why dont you then?
    HIM: I just did.
    ME: I mean ask me to go with you.
    HIM: Oh, because I dont think you would.
    ME: Would we be having this conversation if i wouldnt?
    HIM: I guess not.
    ME: Well...

    And then he finally kissed me. yey. Happy ending for once!
    :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Comeback line

    Lad - Do you want to dance?

    Girl - I'd rather eat glass

    Lad - I think you misunderstood, I said I think your arse looks big in that. :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    AT THE WEEKEND SOMEONE SAID TO ME ARE YOU A PARKING TICKET? I LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID, "YA WHAT?" HE REPLIED "COS U HAVE FINE WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU.....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There was this guy who tried to chat me up by commenting on my height (I'm 5'11) and he said

    "Wow! You're tall for a girl...it's not often girls are taller than me. You know you should play basketball..."
    I replied "Why? My modelling career's going fine thanks!" :lol:

    He didn't know what to say to that!, bless him! :lol: He was quite sweet but a few years younger than me!

    Anyway, I'm quite happy with the guy I'ev got at the moment!
    :flirt:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by **sugar**
    Well this is one that this bloke said to me on friday night :rolleyes:

    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants

    If a bloke ever says that to you again just say, "No thanks, I`ve already got one arsehole in there."
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that one about ur eyes and the 'tonite i wanna be...' man.
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