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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
there is this really nice girl i am going out with and she is really intending on fucking me but i have one majour problem i dont know where to start or what to do please could someone give me a step by step run down or some advice thanks

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A) Do a search first!!!

    B) Learn how to spell right before you even contemplate having sex

    I find it very unusal that you would call yourself "sexgod999" and then come here asking for help about sex!!!!!!! Your either very stupid or a perv!!

    Mods close this thread, pleeeaaaassseeeee <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ah.. Ye another meaningful relationship based on love progressing to another level- I think not! She may be a nice girl but by the sound of her , the rest of your town probably thinks so too! Just take a step back and think about what she said and how she said it- its bit of a wake up call. Do you really want to have sex with someone who goes about things like that, and maybe you should do a search before you go asking questions. Your a newbie, asking questions is just asking for trouble especially ones like that mate!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sex god LOL LOL, stop being a silly little boy, and if you want people to describe sex to you, go out and buy a wank mag
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You've listed you interests as "football weight lifting fishing having sex"

    Why don't you tell us "Sex God"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *cracks up* come on a step to step guide would totally not work.....its not a bloody diy project is it?????
    Get a life hun.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    With a name like yours you should know it all, perhaps you should change it, it's very misleading <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't worry SexGod - you'll figure it out. That's the whole point. Just let it happen - don't force it, or it'll be shit anyway. If you don't know how then chances are that your not ready for it yet.

    Bad choice of name btw.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Firsat thing to note, the word Sex is better than FUCK here!!!!

    Fucks a really off putting word!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    aww dont be so mean to him <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    He obviously needs a little advice, so im going to give a little help.

    Basically go with the flow, your getting worried, and trust me that aint a good thing <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    Dont get pressured, do what you thinks right, just get it in the right hole and u'll be fine <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LoveGod9000 under a different name.

    Still a twat though.
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