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Im the king of icky weirdo dreams

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
dreamt i was with mah girlfriend in the back of a physics class
and suddenly she leant over, unzipped my trousers and started sucking my dick
When i came in her mouth she didnt want to swallow.... So i did something really rotten
I kissed her and swallowed it for her

wtf am i having these weird dreams?
well, given the situation i probably wudda done that irl, but why dream about it?

Youre Dying Every Day Of Your Life

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok i really dont wanna sound like im being nasty here but it really annoys me when lads say all that bout hating the thought of swollowing their cum n how much its disgusting cos we all know that that is not how u really feel and that u deep down like it.

    and i am sure that u didnt really have this dream and u actually did swallow ur own cum so there is no need in denying it, it is perfectly normal and there is nothing to be ashamed about. dont stress bout it!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by jolizzie11:
    ok i really dont wanna sound like im being nasty here but it really annoys me when lads say all that bout hating the thought of swollowing their cum n how much its disgusting cos we all know that that is not how u really feel and that u deep down like it.

    and i am sure that u didnt really have this dream and u actually did swallow ur own cum so there is no need in denying it, it is perfectly normal and there is nothing to be ashamed about. dont stress bout it!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    okay.......
    first things first, im sure i could agree with you about it bein normal, if id tried it but in the dream, it was kinda displeasing, and i dont mean to be offensive here but arent we taking the speculation a wee sit overboard? After all, if i wanted ask that, id be direct bout it!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    woah jo, wild groundless accusations are my game <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    ireland, (we now need someone called great britain <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">), i think it's just a normal teenage guys wet dream. have u been looking at too much porn, maybe? or is snowballing (swallowing ur own cum from a girls mouth) something u've come accross lately??

    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    woah jo, wild groundless accusations are my game <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    ireland, (we now need someone called great britain <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; ), i think it's just a normal teenage guys wet dream. have u been looking at too much porn, maybe? or is snowballing (swallowing ur own cum from a girls mouth) something u've come accross lately??


    A mate says lack of Sex...
    ill have to tell mah girlfriend that <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    h

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry to disappoint you lads but although I give my man a mean blow job I don't see why I'm expected to actually like the taste of the 'icky stuff! I think it tastes horrible! But then it can taste different depending on what you've eaten.
    But I still find it burns my throat and gives me acid. I hate salty stuff anyway!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    maybe you're fascinated with doing that? you say you'd do it irl, and maybe this is your unconscious mind reminding you how much you want to try it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Calvin:
    maybe you're fascinated with doing that? you say you'd do it irl, and maybe this is your unconscious mind reminding you how much you want to try it?

    never thought of that...... unconscious if anything
    Well, guess ill talk to my gf bout it

    Youre Dying Every Day Of Your Life
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I thought your girlfriend lived in Alaska...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Motto for everybody and anybody;

    "Try anything once, then try it again!"


    That way you know if it rocks your Kasba...
    Well have a good time doing that one <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
    I'd never get a chance to <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt; ,
    My GF likes it too much <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    Girls need beauty a lot more than brains because guys can see a lot better than they can think.
    Irish Proverb
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Spade:
    Girls need beauty a lot more than brains because guys can see a lot better than they can think.

    well if that's true, how come i can't always tell the difference between green and blue? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wish to pass no comment on your mental accuity...

    Sure your not concept blind too? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    Girls need beauty a lot more than brains because guys can see a lot better than they can think.
    Irish Proverb
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by wildchild:
    I thought your girlfriend lived in Alaska...

    Alaskans still do physics <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    Those are models legs, but are they womans or are they mens?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Ireland*

    Are you really the king of wierdo sick dreams?

    Have you ever dreamt you were Bart Simpson having sex with Lisa?

    Have you ever dreamt you were having sex with Jeremy Irons? And woke up mid-orgasm?

    I think my friend could be your queen! For it was her who dreamt these truely sick things.

    A woman smokes as she waits for the eclipse.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i have really fucked up dreams, they are so fucked up i can't describe them, they are just really scary and i wake up sweating.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by jeffrey:
    *Ireland*
    Have you ever dreamt you were Bart Simpson having sex with Lisa?

    Have you ever dreamt you were having sex with Jeremy Irons? And woke up mid-orgasm?

    I think my friend could be your queen! For it was her who dreamt these truely sick things.


    you friend has some a very interesting taste in sexual partners, dude. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The list goes on and on. It's just that they're the only ones I can remember.

    A woman smokes as she waits for the eclipse.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dont worry bout having dreams like that - god the ones i have had even betty paige would blush about!!!

    its just ur horny imagination workin overtime!!!

    in that situation u cant really say what u would do, its one of those spare of the moment things
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by jeffrey:
    *Ireland*

    Are you really the king of wierdo sick dreams?

    Have you ever dreamt you were Bart Simpson having sex with Lisa?

    Have you ever dreamt you were having sex with Jeremy Irons? And woke up mid-orgasm?

    I think my friend could be your queen! For it was her who dreamt these truely sick things.


    AHHHH!!! TOO MANY DETAILS!!!!!!

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