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Fanny farts.....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Do you love them or hate them????

Personally, I think they are the most hysterical things that I girl can ever do!!

Keep up the good work ladies, your work does not go unnoticed <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *tries to smother giggles*

    I just wish something like that would happen in the movies <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by go_away:
    <STRONG>*tries to smother giggles*

    I just wish something like that would happen in the movies <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"></STRONG>
    ...in a Hugh Grant film

    hehehe <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What the hell are fanny farts? Sorry but no one has ever told me about this.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What the hell are fanny farts? Sorry but no one has ever told me about this.

    My god man have you never experienced the joys of the FANNY FART?!?!?!?!?

    There must be 2 reasons as into why you havent heard the heavenly sound!

    1) Your too gental when having sex and havent had the joys of serious hard fucking which usually produces this wonderous sound

    or.........

    2) Your a virgin

    Personally I think its the second one <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    A fanny fart is exactly that, when the vagina......well farts!!! I cant explain it any other way!! Trapped air is realised from the fanny which usually causes the fanny to fart

    If any girl out there would like to give the technical deffinition please do!

    (edited:cos my spelling went to pot, due to the shock of this man not hearing the heavenly sound!) <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    [ 07-05-2002: Message edited by: wuckFit ]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You got a problem with virgins?

    It was only a question. No need to make fun of it.

    Get a life!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
    Just like a normal fart really...Built up air becomes trapped and is released from the fanny, making a fart sound....ie - fanny fart..

    I find they are from as you say - fucking hard, well its the only time I have experienced them anyway...
    I think they are really funny, as any type of fart is <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> even though they are a lil bit embaressing <IMG SRC="cool.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> but hey they feel ok <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> hehe
    edited cause it was'nt right b4 <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    [ 07-05-2002: Message edited by: 'girl_down_under' ]
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