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heylo...?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
i'm dead bored, anyone knows any gud websites i can visit or anythin?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Laugh at my LJ if ya feel the need.

    Or look at some female porn, we can always be done with some more lesbians y'know.

    I'm going back to bed in a minute :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Brian Kitten
    Laugh at my LJ if ya feel the need.

    Or look at some female porn, we can always be done with some more lesbians y'know.

    I'm going back to bed in a minute :)

    hmm i'll check it out fankoo bri :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you could eat pizza, that passes a couple minutes, or take a shower... i hear those are decent, still yet to try it thoug, or just sit and complain how bored you are, it all works good.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Brian Kitten
    Laugh at my LJ if ya feel the need.

    Or look at some female porn, we can always be done with some more lesbians y'know.

    I'm going back to bed in a minute :)

    Naff is female porn. It's done so it will please women....But I ask!.... can you ever please a women?

    You can please all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time.......

    But you can never please a women. :p;)

    or maybe that's just me :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless


    Naff is female porn. It's done so it will please women....But I ask!.... can you ever please a women?

    You can please all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time.......

    But you can never please a women. :p;)

    or maybe that's just me :o

    sure ya can... but can you ever please a man?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if you're bored and you know it clap your hands...clap.gif
    if you're bored and you know it clap your hands...clap.gif
    if you're bored and you know it then your face will surely show it, if you're bored and you know it clap your handsclap.gif
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name


    sure ya can... but can you ever please a man?

    Yeah sure you can, if you listen to his needs and try understand him and treat him like a person, Blokes have feeling too ya know!

    I'm just pulling your chain, Best way to a mans heart?, right through the beer belly gut!

    Men like to please their women, so to know you are happy (the women) makes us (the men) happy ,but not knowing if it's possible to make a women happy.... means that you can't please a man. (for me anyway)

    Don't be fooled by the rocks that i got, I'm still Jenny Jenny etc, from the block, use to have a little now I lot.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nifty nifty and a fifty dude.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless


    Yeah sure you can, if you listen to his needs and try understand him and treat him like a person, Blokes have feeling too ya know!

    I'm just pulling your chain, Best way to a mans heart?, right through the beer belly gut!

    Men like to please their women, so to know you are happy (the women) makes us (the men) happy ,but not knowing if it's possible to make a women happy.... means that you can't please a man. (for me anyway)

    Don't be fooled by the rocks that i got, I'm still Jenny Jenny etc, from the block, use to have a little now I lot.

    See children, this is what drink does to you :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name


    sure ya can... but can you ever please a man?

    Yes.....give him a blowjob :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless


    I'm just pulling your chain, Best way to a mans heart?, right through the beer belly gut!

    That's where he's going wrong - try going through his rib cage next time.
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