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don't fucking drink and drive!
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abso-fucking-lutely
take a cab/taxi, bus, walk, train or use a bike.
I think they should do that wife swapping thing at house parties, where you put your keys in a bowl and at the end of the night the wife's pull the keys out and see who they go home with (If that's how the game worked)
The only difference with this game is..... that the keys have all been locked up and you can't drive home. Think of all those horny middle age people paying for cabs and stuff to get home, It do wonders for the cab business.
:eek2:@self, Okay just don't drink and drive.
Or!!! If you go out in a group of mates..... pull straws or something and the loser has to not drink all night then drive. (But he/she can bring a camera along and take photos of everyone)
(Oh dear, what's happen to my TV, BBC2 has gone to teletext page! Not been up this late in ages!):eek:
I remember when they used to put relaxing jazz music on when they showed the teletext pages late at night. Now it's just one repetitive beep
Need. Some. Sleep.
Yeah! Even if you put it on mute the nasty noise is still there!
Wankers, cheap fucking BBC which we pay for!. Could at least put some cheesy 70's porno style music on.:cool:
The only escape from the beeps is to turn over to another channel!
Oh wait, the beep has changed, its goes louder and then goes to another setting.
*Does channel four still have that little girl with the blackboard on her lap when it stops running at night*
Or is that the BBC?, Am I making sense?
I remember when they used to play God Save the Queen and shut down completely just after midnight!!
Wasnt that in the 80s or summat? Erm i think it was the BBC.
So you'll also remember the announcers who sat there in twinsets introducing the next programme then! I saw an old video the other week with an announcer on, showed it to my Year 10 group and they had never seen anything like it!
Yes I do! Ohmigod that makes me feel old.
hehe! i can memba that..dont think it was TOO long ago!
It was just that lil girl..and an annoyin BEEEEPPPP!!
I can also remember the Banana Splits, Wacky Races, Clangers, Parsley the Lion, Bagpuss, the Magic Roundabout and Shang-a-lang. So nyeh.
Have any of you growed ups ever seen Daria or Noah's Island?
Totally agree - soo wrong to drink and drive.
Not that im encouraging anyone but has anyone else heard that if you put a 2 pence piece under your tongue before you are breatherlized ( how do you spell that word?) it is suposed to nuturlise the acid in your mouth, hence giving a clear reading?
Has anyone else heard this? Or is it an urban legend?
Don't ride bikes when you're pissed! I know several people who've got injured by riding bikes when pissed. One dude got hit by a car :eek: :eek2:
edited to mention that Alcohol is pure goddamned EVIL
I have I HAVE!!!!
But I'm 16, do I count?
OISKY POISKY!!!
no one should give me champagne
It's an urban legend, sucking a penny will take the smell of alcholon your breath away but a breathaliser works by chemical reaction.
The only way of 'beating the breathaliser' I have heard working is pretending to me unconcious when your pulled over. An officer can't test you if you are unconcious so many people will just fake this till the next morning and get off scott free. But I think this changed in the last few years and thankfully the police can take a blood test without your permission now.
:crazyeyes
Well pretending to be inconcious is pretty easy. They are obliged to put you in the cell for the night for your own safety. Obviously if your unconcious your unable to use a breathaliser and they couldn't give you a blood test without giving you a verbal explanation in the past and they have to conduct the tests within a certain time of witnessing you drive. All they could do is release you in the morning.
It was one of those silly loopholes in the law which could be abused.
Did you know if your walking around drunk you can also request the police to take you home.
Nice spelling.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
oisky poisky to you tooooo!!
Yes you count, you're older than me adnthus defineable as an old person
That's harsh. Don't let it be you.
i would not have been able to walk in a straight line when i pisted this.