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Embarrasing Boners

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Me and my mates had a conversation at work about embarrasing erections....

We asked the question what was the most embarrasing place you could get a boner!

We came up with quite a few! Heres one!

Getting out of a swimming pool, while your swimming trunks are clinging to you! <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sitting next to the fittest girl in the school and then hearing your name called out to go do your presentation in front of the whole class

    and YES it did happen to me lol

    ~dappa
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We also said whenever your slow dancing with a girl!

    We had a hard choice (no pun intended) between either holding your groin against hers and let her feel it or try to hold your ass back so it doesn't rub against it, though this allows the rest of the dnacefloor to see your flag pole.

    But after much conversations one of our female friends says that she enjoys it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i have to agree with getting out of a swimming pool!!

    happened to me while on holiday last summer (several times).

    thats how my ex realised i fancied her!!!

    lol, Dai
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Had to be while a guy was sitting on my knee, did end up getting a pull at the end of the night, so it must have worked to good effect.

    <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't know whether it's just me, but i feel flattered when a man gets excited, it makes me feel sexy!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Most embarrasing time for me was at my grandparents 50th anniversary..about 100 people sitting down and I was asked to take a load of photos and had to get up in front of everyone..It was so embarrasing.

    I got loads at school as well but nobody seemed to mind and I didnt get embarrased back then.

    Girls definately like it nowadays tho...Unless of course you go up to a stranger and ask her to get a look at this. <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do you like older women then?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by PussyKatty:
    <STRONG>Do you like older women then?</STRONG>


    Ouch <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    No <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> , I had my gf with me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Really, what was she doing to you under the table?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kinky!

    footsy of course! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We had a hard choice (no pun intended) between either holding your groin against hers and let her feel it or try to hold your ass back so it doesn't rub against it, though this allows the rest of the dnacefloor to see your flag pole.

    i duno bout other girls but i like this. it feels nice <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by PussyKatty:
    <STRONG>Really, what was she doing to you under the table?</STRONG>

    Someones in a dirty mood today <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    She wasnt doing anything more than smiling at me from across the room.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a mate of mine gets them everytime he's on a bus. he doesn't know why. no-one notices until he has to get up to get off.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by sexy little thing:
    <STRONG>a mate of mine gets them everytime he's on a bus. he doesn't know why. no-one notices until he has to get up to get off.</STRONG>

    Why o'Why does it have to go up at the most embarrassing times, i once had to get up on stage with one, when i was going up i tried to fix myself without anyone knowing, but 2 mates seen it and told my g/f. but luckily i sat down quickly enough not to let anyone see it <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by whitetiger72:
    <STRONG>I'm a female and I would like it if a guy's thing was pointing at me.I'd say i'm ready if you are.</STRONG>

    Yeah, righty ho then <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i know this has NOTHING 2 do with the post u wrote, but dave grohl is my IDOL! umm. ok bye! xxx

    *and they cry when they all die BLOND* <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Gems:
    <STRONG>

    ho </STRONG>

    *giggles*

    Oh so apt. <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i like it, it does feel good, especially when things are getting hot <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> don't see why all the fuss is about it makes me feel flattered <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by im_a_little_pea:
    <STRONG>i know this has NOTHING 2 do with the post u wrote, but dave grohl is my IDOL! umm. ok bye! xxx </STRONG>

    Well would you guess he's my idol too, neway on the the topic I created i have another two to add.

    While getting examined by your doctor, i must add that this has NEVER happened to me but just imagine the embarrasment!

    While sitting in the family car, and when you hit the the location you pretend ur buckle wont open so it gives you time to adjust urself.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My bf got one when he was dancing with this girl he worked with (beffor I met him) and she told everyone at his work place about it. Awwwww how mean was she.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by sexy little thing:
    <STRONG>a mate of mine gets them everytime he's on a bus. he doesn't know why. no-one notices until he has to get up to get off.</STRONG>

    What bus and what time? <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When wearing a tight skirt in the street. It's obvious to all that you've got a cock then!!

    This has happened to me by the way, as has when being examined by a doctor (he then proceeded to suck me off on the couch!!) <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When wearing a tight skirt in the street. It's obvious to all that you've got a cock then!!

    This has happened to me by the way, as has when being examined by a doctor (he then proceeded to suck me off on the couch!!) <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, hate it when ya get a boner on the bus.
    Its happend to me a couple of times too, completly normal i think,unless the bus is full of middle aged men? <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    I just try and stick it up so its kinda hidden but peaking out the top of my trousers, lol if there was a gust of wind <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    Charlotte ever thought of chopping the fecker off? <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I remember once i was talking dirty to my fella and we was having dinner at his parents house his mom asked him to help her and he stood up then sat down and woulnt get back up untill every one had left the room then he ran to the bathroom to wank it was so funny and he got yelled at and grounded for not helping his mom and being stubbon his dad was trying to pick him up out the seat in the end i went and helped her i never let him let it down <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You were talking dirty to your boyfriend at the dinner table while his parents were there with you?

    Somehow I dont think that kind of family is gonna care about seeing a stiffy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ROFL <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> Very good point, did the family join in?

    He got grounded at the age of 17 for not doing the dishes? This doesnt add up <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well yeah he started it so i got abit carred away and started to tell him things that would turn hiom on we was 15 at the time and it wasnt the dishes she wanted him to help her carry the plates to the kitch then serve the pudding
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think the most embarassing time must be when getting changed in the sports centre shower room, or the local pool changing room. It happened to me once, quite a few guys saw it, but I thought, what the hell, it's a natural occurance, I like being stiff, & it kind of turned me on anyway, to be noticed. I could see that one or two other guys were getting turned on aswell, as a few were starting to get stiff.

    BTW, I am gay, & I have a complete hard on at the moment recalling this event. <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tisk, yet another Newbie who didnt read the rules <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    Tisk once more for giving Gays a bad name <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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