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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
i just have to get this off my chest, my boyfriend gives crap handjobs. he was doing it the other week and his hand action was like if you had an eraser and were trying to rub something out really quickly:crazyeyes i thought he was having a heart attack or a spasm or something. do guys really not know how to get girls off just by using their hands?:wave:

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Are you male or female? Becuase the handjob bit confused me...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im a girllly
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Stop thinking you have a penis.

    You might end up feeling a little bit satisfied.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why cant girls call it a hand job?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well tell him then, how is he supposed to know otherwise?

    I know blokes can be kind of crap (no offence) but that's why you have to teach them.

    And then when you've taught them how to satisfy a woman, they leave you for someone else. :mad:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by PussyKatty

    And then when you've taught them how to satisfy a woman, they leave you for someone else. :mad:

    Ah but then you get the pleasure of having a fully educated boyfriend the next time round...

    And yeah, you have to tell your boyfriend what you like or he will never know...You could even show him yourself how to do it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Buy him a book, or better yet show him how you like it. It's slightly stupid coming on here and criticising him when you haven't demonstrated to him how you do it to yourself.

    If you tell him how you like it and he goes all funny about it, tell him you weren't putting him down just that it hurts you when he does it and you want him to do it like this etc. then show him

    He will enjoy you doing it to yourself and hopefully learn where you touch your self and in what way

    Also tell him to touch you half as hard as he think he should!

    Because of Testosterone (Male hormone) in our bodies our skin is harder then women's, so man tend to touch and need to be touched little harder then women. So it why we may touch you harder, we don't know it hurts you, we doing it because that what we would need on ourselves to feel it!

    So tell him to go little easy on you!
    :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cheers, i didnt mean to bitch, just had to say something
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Put your hand on top of his & direct him - he'll not only find it a huge turn on, but he should learn a thing or two at the same time :naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's the same with girls giving handjobs to guys, a few times I thought they were going to pull it off!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just tell him. You got to be honest hun or you'll get nowhere. Just guide his hand, tell him it hurts and so on. Talkingabout what you like or don't like is soo important, and can be soo much fun as well. :naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_kazzy
    SORRY LINK NOT APPROPRIATE

    Send him there :)

    Hehe was it another of her porn sites :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry Susie! *whimpers and hides*

    Am I right in saying I could pm people the link?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Or alternativly,

    send him here

    :D
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