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longest sahg ever!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
n e one know what the longest shag is??!!! was interested to find out! lol. has it been in the guiness book of world records or n e fin???!!! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How would you ever know? I mean, how many people religiously watch the clock.
    It isn't in the guiness b of w records, because its a family book and thats a rather delicate topic!

    ENDURANCE

    On the 15th March 1982, Margaret and Bob Smith shagged for 24 hours and 18 minutes, this was all verified by an independent panel of witnesses.


    Er, lol, I don't think so!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol bumblebee! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im glad you took it as a joke, i was hoping you would take it that way and not shout, thinking I was taking the piss, cos I wasnt!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if there is a record...it will be my life ambtition and goal to beat that record
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr. Bump N' Grind:
    <STRONG>if there is a record...it will be my life ambtition and goal to beat that record</STRONG>


    I Agree !!!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Here are some more riotous world records - all of them rather disgusting. Be warned!

    MOST OFFENSIVE WORLD RECORDS!!

    MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
    Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of
    her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

    LONGEST PUBES
    Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28
    inches from her vagina.

    MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
    Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a
    lubricated American football into her vagina.

    ZITS
    In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.

    WORST DRINK
    The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

    MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
    This is available from a few select bars in New York, contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'C*nt Pump'.

    GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
    Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal
    fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

    LONGEST TURD
    The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

    MOST PROLONGED FART
    Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially
    recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fuck thats grosse! <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bahahahah thats awesome..ehehe...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well, i dunno if this will help you in any way, but me and my ex managed to keep going for 3 1/2 hours once. i must admit though, after the first hour or so i was starting to get a bit exhausted! so, you never know, i might hold a record!!!! <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wow, an amreican football? thats really scum...

    imagine a basket ball.....EWWWWWW
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