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Sex myths
BillieTheBot
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When you we a kid, did anyone tell you stuff about sex that turned out to be untrue later?
Did your mum or dad say you were brought by a stork, or found under a gooseberry bush?
The worst stuff I heard was from kids at school who thought they knew it all (and they didn't). Things like 'you can catch herpes off a toilet seat' or 'you can't get pregnant if it's your first time' or 'only females can be virgins'.
What about you?
Did your mum or dad say you were brought by a stork, or found under a gooseberry bush?
The worst stuff I heard was from kids at school who thought they knew it all (and they didn't). Things like 'you can catch herpes off a toilet seat' or 'you can't get pregnant if it's your first time' or 'only females can be virgins'.
What about you?
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If anyone else had they book they'd understand!!
i read that book about trains having sex in school!
in the playground in year 5 or 6 one girl took all of our group aside one by one and whispered to us that another girl in our year had given her brother a blow job for his birthday!! and of course none of us knew what that was, and we all just pretended to know and agree that it was disgusting! totally untrue of course, just this other girl being bitchy, im friends with this "generous" girl now and im sure she doesnt know the rumours about her going round 8 years ago!!
i have a friend who honetly believes (believed for the most part now) many of the sex myths, and i posted a message about it here before called Sex education and religion. shes so naive its funny! luckily she has some friends to set her straight on a lot of things... often too late though, resulting in her having taken the morning after pill twice <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif">
It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
Eg my parents only had sex twice and the results were me and my bro.
What a boring life that would be! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
I'd take the stars out the sky for you,
There's nothing in this world i wouldnt do,
If i could be your girl...
It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
[This message has been edited by Girl-From-Mars (edited 27-02-2001).]
"Is sex dirty? Only if its done right."
- Woody Allen
It's something unpredictable
But in the end is right
I hope you had the time of your life
ohhhhhhhhhhh my god! i had THAT book! the one with a big robot or somethign on the cover right? that train picture just confused me so much, i had no idea what was going on.
Awww i was so innocent......much like now in fact
This Is A Public Warning: Monkeys can be harmful if swallowed in large quantities
Yeah it had the big metal robot on the front and you could see jis ribs and stuff and it told you about how the whole body works!!
The man train had like a spiraly thing around his sticky out pipe, which obviously was supposed to be his willy, and the wonam train had a cushion inside her with a diamond shaped egg on it!! I can remember it so well!! Thats a bit sad isn't it!! I think I studied that page when i was a child!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
As to sex myths, I was told that Daddy planted a seed in Mummy so I kinda assumed that you could buy these baby seeds just like you would if you wanted to grow flowers or vegetables and that Daddy would just feed one to Mummy! I never managed to find a shop that sold any though........
Is there ne1 else that can't remember!?
If the sky that we look upon
should tumble and fall
or the mountains should crumble in the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry,
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand
Stand by me
I have always said that I want people to be happy... even if I am not the one who is making them happy, its just how I feel when I know they are happy.
Dark Knight 1983-presentday
But I had this book called (in the original language, I hadn't quite started reading english at that time <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">) "How babies are made".. Maybe I started looking at/reading it early enough to understand how it all works <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
It's got funny pictures innit btw... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
-Faf
It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
i must have been 4/5 and i remember a mate teling me the blokes "willy" was sucked by the female, god knows how long i thought it was coz in my mind i had an image of both lying in bed normally at the time. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif">
Seems silly now, but to a little kid it made sense. Guess my parents thought they'd explain ejaculation later or something.
I've just, really enjoyed reading it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
I must have a great Mum {{{{{{{Mum}}}}}}}. My kida are 6 & 8 and started asking questions a little while back, prompting me to think of what my Mum said to me & I realised that I couldn't remember!!! So I asked her.
I said to her - "I can't remember you ever telling me about sex, but I can't remember not knowing, how did you do that?"
She told me that she answered all of my questions, honestly, when I asked. So that's what I'm doing with my kids.
They already know the difference between a normal delivery & a C-section, and they know that there's a sperm and an egg involved (oops I can imagine what they think the egg looks like lol) but I hope they don't start asking the really dodgy questions too soon lol, I might have to say "ring Nanny" <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
j9
so I asked my mum what that was, and everything else as I asked it!
My parents have both been really open about it all - I remember I even asked mum what a blowjob was - and she told me!
I do remember having some confusion as to how it actually worked, wrt a man not peeing inside the woman! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif"> I assumed he had to go to the toilet first, so there'd be nothing to come out!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
Sex Ed people get a schools (well it was when I was there, not sure how things have changed) is crap and kids learn things from the playground which isn't always acurate...
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my bro used to think that a girl got pregnant by the bloke puttin his willy btween the girls boobs or stickin it in the belly button!