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Bases

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I just found this on the net, it made me think of the 'Bases?' topic that was up a while ago. A nice little laugh.

* First Base -- A gentle kiss on the lips.
* Second Base -- Fun with hooters
* Third Base -- No clue whatsoever. Possibly the ankle.
* Fielder's Choice -- "We watched the movie instead."
* Pop Fly -- Premature ejaculation
* Caught Stealing -- "Her dad walked in on us."
* On Deck -- Still Masturbating
* The Seventh Inning Stretch -- Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
* The Dugout -- Where you keep the condom
* Home Run -- An intense mixture of happiness, contentment, and guilt. Lots of guilt. Tidal waves of guilt. Guilt up the yin-yang.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *Groovaybaby*:
    Bit of a pointless post. You Sould have just dragged up the old thread and posted it on that.
    Groovay.

    ¤¤¤
    I have my flaws but i'm perfect the way i am and no one can change that

    oh ffs, leave it alone. it is a FUN post designed to induce LAUGHTER, and it is SEX related. so it should go in the sex forum.

    stop trying to patrol these boards, it just doesn't suit you.


    If there's anything more important than my ego around here, i want it caught and shot now
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ROFLMAO turtle's a pretty blonde too <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    i think the guy would've been yelled at for draggin the old thread up again to post in, so he couldn't have won either way.....

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/tdo13.gif"&gt; sometimes you've just got to keep going....
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by opera bitch:
    ROFLMAO turtle's a pretty blonde too <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    lol and he's also a raspberry torte <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    i think a new post is better than digging up that whole pointless debate a while back. although i did groan at the thought that it might be another "serious" question on bases!

    Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh dear, emma, help, i'm being picked on. oh do stop, please stop, its hurting me so badly, really it is, i feel like im gonna have to throw myself out hte window now, ur really cutting me deep there babe, scathing insults.

    fuck off, i'm faster than u'll ever be at anyhting u care to name. oh, except applying my make up of course.
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