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sex in dodgy places!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Right were is the most dodgy est place u have ever done it! For me i say Sainsburys toilets! Well you know when you gotta go you gotta go! lol <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; I ask this so it make me feel a little better!

If i die could you pretend i said somthing deep and Emotionally funny!
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ooh, interesting places, erm every room of both of our houses, showers, baths, Swimming pool changing rooms, in the dark amongst our mates at a mass sleep-over party lol, cinema (well fore play neway) hoping to do it in the garden soon...and a field,

    where else u done it then?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    on top of a school. We had all climbed on top of the roof to get away from the cops. We were drinking in the field. And we saw them coming, no where to run so we climbed. We got bored waiting for them to leave so........
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Other places yes its all coming bake 2 me shaging <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; my girl in her room while her parent r in the next room hwo r very strick i may add! And yes even stalkers have girl friends!

    If i die could you pretend i said somthing deep and Emotionally funny!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shame thay bont have good spelling! All that time going 2 stalking class gave by my old man and look whats happend to my spelling!

    If i die could you pretend i said somthing deep and Emotionally funny!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *Groovaybaby*:
    Originally posted by The_stranger_u_dont_know!:
    For me i say Sainsburys toilets! Well you know when you gotta go you gotta go! lol <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    Is that so stalker? Well let me think....
    In the middle of a road at Butlins.... it was going great until they old lady came by but after a few words it was heaven. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;



    what happened, she join in? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;


    If there's anything more important than my ego around here, i want it caught and shot now
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I originally posted this here: http://www.thesite.org/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000641.html

    But i can't be arsed typing it out again <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; lol

    Most daring place i've had sex is on a bus ... top deck back seats to be precise ... number 45 i think was the bus number <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    As GFM knows, only cos she's a mate i never shagged her on that bus !!

    My g/f was on my lap and it looked perfectly normal cos the seat was hiding the bare bones of what we were doing, so it just looked like a passionate snogging session .... and what with the motion of the bus going along the bumpy road it added to the sensations. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

    The fact that it was a night bus, and that 99% of the passengers were wasted in one way or another helped carry it off with being noticed <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    Visit Alzaweb <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/guitarist.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've had sex in some wicked places:

    - in the back of a limo
    - in the first class carriage of a train
    - in the toilets on a train
    - in the toilets of TGI Fridays at Covent Garden
    - in the toilets of my local pub
    - in the woods
    - in the middle of a field
    - in a car
    - on the beach
    - in a porch
    - down an allyway
    - behind a cab office

    There's probably some more but I can't think of them at the mo....i love it, it makes sex more fun don't you think???
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This isn't really that dodgy a place, but it was well embarrasing... my boyfriend drove me to a quiet, deserted country lane to give me 'my birthday present' and while we were getting on down in his car, another car pulled up along side and stopped.
    We thought it was some dodgy pervert so my bf started driving and they followed us, so we went faster ... and so did they ... and then they flashed their blue lights. Turned out it was a police car but coz it was dark and their headlights were in our eyes we couldn't see that. They pulled us over and make my bf explain why we were driving so fast he he...

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its got to be in the toilet at work needed a shag so pulled my lover into the toilet and it was smahin!!


    I like blinkin i do!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well id hafta say a m8 of mines parents bed. but havin sed that she did say we culd use it so hey <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    and stranger plz tell me that is not the sainsburys were i work!

    its not illegal til u get caught :P
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    First of all just wanna say sup 2 yall, this is my first message as im new. Now, the most daring me and my ex did it was at our new years eve party. She got up 2 get us a drink and i followed (Obviously knowing what to do after a few stellas). Lifted up her skirt sat her on the kitchen worktop and u can guess the rest. Okay this might not sound too interesting but as it was a party the next room was full of our friends and this room was the source of all alcohol! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt; I do think outdoor sex is great ive done various others but think thats one to remember. Just thought id share that as i thought it was fitting. Laters.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok that make me feel a whole lot better! o And yes Mr fjear but b 4 i know u that well!

    If i die could you pretend i said somthing deep and Emotionally funny!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hay dont look at me like that! The funny thing is me girl will read this and ... Well 2 b fair ur reading this ent u! Never safe not 4 1 min a life as a stalker gets harder day by day night by night and bed by bed! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yup it just aint safe 4 a stalker out there theses days! :P
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yup it just aint safe 4 a stalker out there theses days! :P

    stil in sainsburys bogs - thats jus mad, theyre tiny 4 starters.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tell me about it!! yes But u r alone and have ligth and alock on the door!! God thats better than my room (u think)

    If i die could you pretend i said somthing deep and Emotionally funny!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    U know i think idid spend 2 much time at stalker skool i mean look at that tiping it sucks! And i say one dy that i will verage and not make simple miss hapes like that and will remain un slweth!

    If i die could you pretend i said somthing deep and Emotionally funny!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well m8 @ least ive found sum 1 who has worse typing than me!!!

    so long as the shaggin goes better than the typing then its kewl <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    its not illegal til u get caught :P
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it sure is mha ha ha ha! o thats good................

    If i die could you pretend i said somthing deep and Emotionally funny!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sex amungst lots of teddys and stuff thats not a dodgy place but it sure is dodgy!

    If i die could you pretend i said somthing deep and Emotionally funny!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    on a public footpath...... along with all the greeb_01 sed. cos he's my luverrrrrrr. we did it the other day. man it was good!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    heh - kewl. wut time of day wuz this on the footpath and more importantly did anybody walk past while you were at it?!?!

    actually thinking about it there is another dodgy place me and my gf got up 2 stuff but didnt have sex. and that was one nite when we were a bit pissed and ended up on this patch of grass on a street corner!

    its not illegal til u get caught :P
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fuck that is dodgy no carpet burns but grass stains o good luck on geting them out thay canm be real bitch's <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    If i die could you pretend i said somthing deep and Emotionally funny!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Honestly... in an old style red telephone box at 2am after a night out in a local club -with a girl I only met that night. She seemed decent at the time (I was pretty pissed). Exciting but cold, it took a while 'cos I'd drunk too much. Got rumbled by some couple trying to call a taxi... didn't stop us though!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a friend of mine has had sex on a diving board and she says its really good, cos like if you get you timing and rhythm just right....
    but also: on some stairs, a radiator, a church, a shopping trolly in a subway.

    dont give enought to give a fuck
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hood of my car, in Spain, as the Guardia Civil approached with a spotlight. I was panicking she was getting off.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    in thefront seat of my car which is a mini on the first floor of a multistory car park

    Violent Sex Has Got To Be Best!!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The mostexciting place ive had sex has got to be either on a roman catholic school field @ 8pm in the summer when it was light and loads of houses surrounding us and we were both naked!!! or when my boyfriend shagged me over his dad's car in the middle of the night and i live over the road from him so we did it at the thought the alarm could go off at any minute and we could be caught by both of our parents! another time was wen i sneaked into my boyfriends house to sleep over and his parents didn't know. He was well pist and forgot he had to keep quite and they were only next door. Or a time we shagged on the side of a hill- naked again!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i have done it in sum weird places well first off every room in my houses n my exs includin his garage in the fields on a church doorstep in the spinney during my school lunch break, its fun experimentin n i look forward 2 alot more :D

    That's life Jim but not as we know it!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In an air-vent above an Iraqi weapons depot during an UN Peacekeeper inspection.

    Seriously? Under a desk during a school lunchbreak.
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