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Worst brits

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
So there has been a lot of talk in the media recentley regarding the 100 Greatest Brits, fair enough but who do you think are the 3 worst Brits.

Mine

1) Thatcher.

Ruined the fabric of UK society. Why wont the bitch die?

2) Chegwin

Talentless,gormless,grinning gimp with a tiny penis.
An insincere tosswipe who makes Jeremy Beadle look like Nelson Mandela! If I ever got an incurable disease the last thing I would do before the police marksman shot me would be to repeatedly shoot this scumbag in the face. ( If possible I would eliminate Anthea Turner/Vanessa Feltz/Jim Davidson also. Yes I know this action would invalidate my insurance but no one is financially dependant upon me so it would be worth it)
It baffles me the way serial killers pick on harmless decent people when these people are crying out to be cleaned away.

3) Jamie theakston- he constantly dribbles mindless b@llocks which gets my heccles up straight away. Twat!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jeremy Beadle is a really nice bloke actually.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    David Beckham

    Can someone please explain to me exactly what makes him a 'great brit'. I mean, for gods sake, all he does is play football :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My seven year old daughter told me the other day, that he's no longer playing football because he's got to look after Romeo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok picture the scene, I am in my own mini hell and I am the devil, I have a big pit of molten lava and I am going to throw in....


    Cilla Black .................. Surprised bitch ?!?
    Dale Winton...................And you thought he couldnt get any more orange (now turning a nice shade of blackened !
    Rory Bremner ............ thats a great impression of someone burning in hell.

    A bit macabre I know, but woke up late for work today (after cancelling holiday for today, yesterday) and its pissing down with rain so its not all gravy baby.

    ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Darius - I'd rather have my balls pickled in vinegar than listen to his music :mad:

    Max Clifford - Satan

    Robert Kilroy Silk - I don't need to explain that choice :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gyles Brandreth.

    It's an irrational hate, I'll admit that straight away, but there's something about him that makes me want to pound his face repeatedly with a sledgehammer. For about three hours. :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lord of Little
    Gyles Brandreth.

    Sorry to be thick but, who?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    David Beckham
    Can someone please explain to me exactly what makes him a 'great brit'. I mean, for gods sake, all he does is play football :confused:


    *Gasps*

    David is quality :D

    Worst would have to be; Jamie Oliver (twat)
    Vanessa (fatty)
    Darren Day (prick)
    Tony Blair (grrrrr)
    Jordan (slapper)
    David Brent (But Ricky is just so fucking funny)
    Jo Guest (proper bint)
    Pete Waterman (pathetic)
    Gary glitter (need I say more)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by laser


    Sorry to be thick but, who?

    You wont see Gyles Brandreth much these days, he generally appears only on Countdown and various fund raising event type programmes, and wears silly jumpers.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Classic countdown .........

    Rearrange the letters to make a apt title for the nominated people on this thread ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheMistress
    Darren Day (prick)
    Jordan (slapper)

    agree with you there! I'd add Tara Palmer-Tompkinson and the other pointless It Girls to the list aswell.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Optimistic_Dan
    Jeremy Beadle is a really nice bloke actually.

    He used to appear at my primary school fete every year because he used to fancy the headteacher.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Deeeeb


    He used to appear at my primary school fete every year because he used to fancy the headteacher.

    :eek2:

    I hope it didn't leave any lasting mental scars :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Deeeeb


    He used to appear at my primary school fete every year because he used to fancy the headteacher.
    What an amazingly insightfull primary school child you must have been.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by atomic brian


    :eek2:

    I hope it didn't leave any lasting mental scars :D

    Well look how i turned out....:crazyeyes :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Margaret Thatcher
    Enoch Powell
    Fred West
    Peter Sutcliffe
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Neil & Christine Hamilton
    Gareth Gates
    Dame Edna
    Lisa Reilley
    Vanessa Phelps
    The Queen.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i agree with everyones choices so far.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just One.....

    Prince Edward

    A worse advert for our country i have never seen....:eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't hate anyone but people I strongly dislike are........

    Charles Moore :mad: :mad: :mad:

    Blair :mad:

    Keane :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tony Blair & the rest of this hypocritical, two faced, sleezy, corrupt government.
    When will the British people ever see through this lot !

    :banghead: :yuck: :banghead: :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1) Laurence Llyewellyn Bowen whatever. That dick off Changing rooms with the poncy cuffs.

    2) Noel Edmonds.

    3) All of Westlife.

    MissM
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