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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Ok, so you're out on the pull in a nightclub or wherever. You see a sexy lady/gent across the room, you walk up to them, open your mouth and say.......?

Girls, feel free to tell us how crap we guys are at this.


I used to work in a zoo circumsizing elephants - the wages were crap, but the tips were massive...

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "hi, my names dave, can i buy u a drink?"

    If there's anything more important than my ego around here, i want it caught and shot now
  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    i actually had "do you come here often?" last night... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt; but this is after id been talking to him and a large quantity of men who i think were all his friends, so it werent so bad. i just laughed! what else can you do?

    i think if someone walked up to me and said what turtle said, then i wouldnt accept. maybe if there was additional flirting beforehand, like eye contact and smiling and stuff like that a few times, so youd noticed each other, then what turtle said would be okay. the sort of blokes i meet in nightclubs arent the sort i would go out with generally though.... so i have no idea of what youd say in a nightclub to lead onto going out with someone, sorry!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    actually it just occured to me...anyone that DID take my advice, u aint been calling urself dave, have u? cos that could be confusing, especially if ur not called dave. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    and emma: <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    If there's anything more important than my ego around here, i want it caught and shot now
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can i buy you a drinks a good start? or can i sit here???? then you get chatting to her! If shes says no, she doesn't like you!!!!! obvious stuff!
    Just don't grab her like soem bloke did on friday, gotta admit i did kiss him (fag breath toooooooo, hate it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif">)
  • the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Posts: 487 Listening Ear
    Originally posted by Kat:
    (fag breath toooooooo, hate it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt; )

    i don't know why smokers even bother trying to kiss people.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm, yeah I agree..just start casual conversation. Chicks can sense a chat up line coming and are expecting it so don't use one and they'll be off guard! Trust.it doesn't often fail unless she just doesn't like you!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    before you walk out of my life can i have one dance with you

    i was sooo flattered at the time i went 4 it, now i just laugh at myself on how shallow and dippy i was 2 fall 4 it!

    but it certinly worked didnt it?
    how do u say no 2 that

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/kiss.gif"&gt; Dance for me the way you shake your lil body for me WHATS MY NAME SAY MY NAME!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/contrib/fk/devil.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If the person is dancing then I just go and dance with them, if there interested then gradually you get closer until you kiss or whatever, if they're at the bar the offer to buy them a drink or smile at the seductivly (sounds cheesy doesn't it, not mean't like that) and start a conversation, ask them their name or something...

    Just be yourself, you can give people this look like I said, doesn't always work tho thats down to the person.

    If anyone remembers the second series of game on...

    "... just look at them and in your mind keep repeating the following words 'You want me, you can not resist me' and soon that message will transport into their mind and their eyes'll go all soft and mushy and thats... when you know... its the time to kiss them"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the_Paranoid_bunny:
    i don't know why smokers even bother trying to kiss people.

    I know. it didn't used to bother me to be honest but on saturday i was on the verge of gagging. No wonder i just disapeared esp as he wasn't even nice!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the_Paranoid_bunny:
    i don't know why smokers even bother trying to kiss people.

    That goes for women too. It's truly awful to see a gorgeous, sexy woman across the room, make eye contact, get the nerve up to walk towards her, see that she is still making eye contact with you, approach her, crotch trembling with anticipation, and just when you are about to say those first all important words, she goes and lights up a fag. I suppose it is better to find out then than later.
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