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Handjobs....ugh

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Yall. OK. I have a date to tha movies this week w/ mah wonderful b/f Billy. Im gonna give him a handjob but tha bad thing is. ...I dunno how. :blush: I dunno if we are supposedta discuss technique here or not but...plz help if ya can. Its probably simple and Im just bein' goofy but good lard...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wut teh bing bong :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    don't do it in the theater, think of the poor people in front of you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why dont you ask him how he likes it, he might even show you
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Necros
    why dont you ask him how he likes it, he might even show you

    Exactly what I was gonna say!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by angelbabe


    Exactly what I was gonna say!!

    Me too!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *~Kitty~*


    Me too!

    And me three!!
    When i first gave my boyf a handjob (well attempted) out of all things i found it the hardest (hehe pardon the pun) but he showed me and all was fine...i h8 doin it still though cause i always think im doin it wrong. Gud luck ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Use the same technique as powering up your super-soaker gun water gun...grabit and move it back and forth.

    you remember those super soakers right....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by strawberrychild


    you remember those super soakers right....

    *coughs* Used to have one! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *~Kitty~*


    Me too!

    Well Your all wrong!:p ;)

    She should use her mouth!;)

    Don't wank him off in the cinema!

    (you can suck him off tho, as long as you swallow. don't wipe any left overs on the seats cos that's just nasty!)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Alrighty yall. The decision has been made.
    *+*DRUM ROLL*+*
    Now Bob please tell Billy what hes won..HEAD!

    I can do this. I know how to do this. I swallow.Its decided. OK. Im not nervous anymore. Ill tell ya how it goes...lol....Ill probably choke or something.Ill play it off somehow..:flirt:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by EvilLilPoptart
    Alrighty yall. The decision has been made.
    *+*DRUM ROLL*+*
    Now Bob please tell Billy what hes won..HEAD!

    Ya'll...Billy...Bob...Florida...is this a wind up?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    best topic title ever

    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And all this is gonna take place in the cinema

    :shocking:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    or you could just do a search..as there are millions of topics on 'how to give a handjob', if you really need to find out.
    :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by strawberrychild
    Use the same technique as powering up your super-soaker gun water gun...grabit and move it back and forth.

    you remember those super soakers right....

    No offence, but if I went at it like I do with a super soaker I'd pull my penis off, so I wouldn't expect a girl to do it like that either.

    Care and attention to detail is what's required.

    :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOL @ Mist. Yep, gotta agree with you, too many girls think all they have to do is pump away and that's it. Same with blow jobs, too many girls think they're masters of them. If only they knew how bad they can be at times. :( But you tell a girl who thinks she's God's gift to men that she's doing it wrong, and she gets in a right huff! :(
    I've only had one g/f who could give a truly great hand job. Mmmmm. :D

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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