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Names....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I was just thinking of funny (not crude) names for both male and female genitals. You know the kind your parents used to say ?


Here are mine.....

Male
tallywhacker or todger

Female
front bottom or growler

And yes I am bored ! :naughty:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ummm i dunno what my parents say - thingymebob??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Doesnt have to be a parental thing just names ?

    :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Playing with his tail"

    Hmm.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fine nob :p
    big huuuuuuuge thing
    cock
    dick
    etc :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mr Johnsons mighty turnip club.

    O'reillys overgrown thigh slapper.

    The great unbelieveable.

    the ever-present draft excluder.


    heh.. i'm good at this.


    unless you wanted actual used names, not just things i've made up...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Male -

    The Hooded Claw

    Dick Dastardly


    Female -

    Pussy Malone

    Little Miss Muffet
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *through fits of giggles* those list sites are good

    LOL! @ heat seeking moisture missile :lol::D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Great list of names on that site-take a bow we have a winner! t
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my boyf call his 'gizmaluke' :confused: or his 'red hot rod of love'. hmmmm......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Always has and always will be . . . BOBO!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by One Nad Brad
    Always has and always will be . . . BOBO!

    BO you mean !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Irish Male 22 !


    BO you mean !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    No, BOBO's alive and well. . .
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by One Nad Brad


    No, BOBO's alive and well. . .

    I'll leave it there .....

    Just keep BOBO locked up, he's only got one life left !!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    purple helmet warrior.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha

    nizzle
    slugger
    CUMpacker(instead of compa....nevermind.)
    LOL.....wierd...i know
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol:D :naughty: :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OH!

    i remembered more! my best friend calls her a "cooch".....or something like that. i think that sounds like some kind of chocolate covered cookie or..yeah

    her aunt calls hers her "monkey"..hehe....SPANK DE MOOONKEY!

    i call it my "pussy"...yeah....how original...:yeees:
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