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Shortest funniest joke in the world
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A shotgun!
Mr_Wobble
Tasteless.
Vaguely funny, I guess.
i have a lot to do with disabled kids mindless and i have to say...
i will be telling them those jokes.
Hehe... thought you were going to give me stick there. In my mind.... a jokes a joke. I have a lot worse. Ones I wouldn't dare post on here. But here's a nice one for ya:
What grey, sits at the end of the bed and takes the piss?
A kidney dialysis machine.
A terrierist
-Bob
Hah so is Bob