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A man's body

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
From all the naked men i've seen, i've only been with one man who i've been with and have simply admired his body.

This guy is a swimmer, and i've never seen anything like it in my life.

Working with him when all I want to do is touch him is v.hard. hpmh.

*stomps feet

So unfair. :crying: :crying:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehhh, you should have!;)

    Just can't stop thinking about my naked beautiful friend today. :o



    I'm sure men just aren't supposed to look that beautiful. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Kick's thread*

    I'm not Jealous!:p

    Beauty is in the inside!;) (I hope)

    Yeah riiiiiight!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Couldn't it be true that men may feel the same about women's bodies? How many men are lucky enough to consistently sleep with women with super-model figures? Not many, I'm sure.

    Most naked women have as many bumps, lumps and other imperfections just as most men are imperfect ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: A man's body
    Originally posted by Britney
    From all the naked men i've seen, i've only been with one man who i've been with and have simply admired his body.

    This guy is a swimmer, and i've never seen anything like it in my life.

    Working with him when all I want to do is touch him is v.hard. hpmh.

    *stomps feet

    So unfair. :crying: :crying:

    Yep - it's true. You can't beat swimmers.

    I accept your admiration.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Teagan
    Couldn't it be true that men may feel the same about women's bodies? How many men are lucky enough to consistently sleep with women with super-model figures?



    WEll, I don't like to boast :blush::blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: A man's body
    Originally posted by Speedo


    Yep - it's true. You can't beat swimmers.

    I accept your admiration.


    HOnestly now, his toned broad swimming shoulders...

    raaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


    Oh dear. :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nice to see it's not only men who can just got straight for the physical :D

    and all my female friends give the we go for personality crap lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *cummy's angels :D :yes:


    We are indeed, although i've not seen our master for a while?:angel:

    I'm sure in his absence he would want us to spread our good work to all the beautiful men in the world. :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Thefairmelissa
    Oh, stop it you! You´ve got me going now.......I can picture him. That trim waist, those slender hips, those powerful arm muscles.

    Straw like hair.
    Over-developed armpit muscles.
    Inability to just 'splash around' while on holiday.
    Inisistence on wearing Speedos.
    Constant faint whiff of chlorine.

    I just thought I'd try and calm you down by pointing out it's not all a bed of roses! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Speedo


    Straw like hair.
    Over-developed armpit muscles.
    Inability to just 'splash around' while on holiday.
    Inisistence on wearing Speedos.
    Constant faint whiff of chlorine.

    I just thought I'd try and calm you down by pointing out it's not all a bed of roses! ;)

    love the downside, lol :D:D:D

    kinda reminds me about this girl I knew on holiday great figure great personality but went way to over board with the cocanut sun lotion the smell was terrible
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Thefairmelissa

    Btw, I use "you" as a generic term for all swimmers worldwide, before you get scared and stick me on your ignore list.....

    Nice try. I'm not buying it.

    See you in Vienna . . .
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *wants a naked male body*

    *kicks things*

    DAMMIT! :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daisychainthing
    *wants a naked male body*

    *kicks things*

    DAMMIT! :mad:

    If I didn't have a girlfriend I'd offer my services (for a small fee).

    I've always had a soft spot for Essex girls!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *strips for Daisy*

    Some of us are still single if youre really looking! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Necros
    Nice to see it's not only men who can just got straight for the physical :D

    and all my female friends give the we go for personality crap lol

    men do go for looks much more than women. yes we like a good body and boy is it great when you get one, but it isn't the most important thing for a relationship.:rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Clandestine
    *strips for Daisy*

    Some of us are still single if youre really looking! ;)

    Brussels is a tad far m'dear. :p

    But thanks for the offer. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Awww c'mon now, Its just a train ride through the Chunnel.

    Show some effort! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daisychainthing


    Brussels is a tad far m'dear. :p

    But thanks for the offer. ;)

    You could always imagine :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Britney
    *cummy's angels :D :yes:


    We are indeed, although i've not seen our master for a while?:angel:

    I'm sure in his absence he would want us to spread our good work to all the beautiful men in the world. :yes:


    Yes I agree. As long as you all bring the money you earn straight to me!! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Saying that women dont mind waht the blokes body looks like is such bollocks!

    I spent six months training hard before i went into the marines and the ammount of female attention i got compared to last summer was amasing so explain that!

    Women are just as concerned about the way a man looks as the way blokes think about women so dont get all high an mighty about how much personality counts,...lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How come when i used to go swimming all i got in my pool were 16 yr old lifeguards and 60 yr old men :confused:

    Not bloody fair that one. Never get any decent totty here.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Thefairmelissa
    5. Aftershave. Or I´ll just boot you straight into the shower and find ways of keeping you there until you don´t have the chlorine smell any more.
    It's not that easy, chlorine can be damn persistant, especialy if you're always in it...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Clandestine
    Awww c'mon now, Its just a train ride through the Chunnel.

    Show some effort! ;)

    Send me some money and I will glady go shopping...ahem, I mean come over. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *head aches, eyes go blurry*

    *gives in*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Thefairmelissa

    But if there´s anyone out there who is perfectly toned, has read all of Kant and has my kind of twisted sense of humour, then.....

    Fancy a fuck?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Sir Cum



    Yes I agree. As long as you all bring the money you earn straight to me!! ;)


    hehehh :D naturally :naughty: :flirt:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Thefairmelissa

    But if there´s anyone out there who is perfectly toned, has read all of Kant and has my kind of twisted sense of humour, then.....

    Are we talking Immanuel Kant or Brian Kant?

    Although Immanuel provides great insight into metaphysics, I think you'll find it is Brian who enlightens us on 'going through the round window' and what 'Big Ted' has to say.
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