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Men hating day...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Today I hate men. Why is it they can be so fucking annoying yet still we shag them and go out with them again and again..


*sulks*


I'm going to become a dyke ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Men hating day...
    Originally posted by TheMistress
    Today I hate men. Why is it they can be so fucking annoying yet still we shag them and go out with them again and again..



    er, 'cause we love it! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh you women just enjoy moaning, if you not bitching about each other you are moaning about us!:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless
    Oh you women just enjoy moaning, if you not bitching about each other you are moaning about us!:p

    Well, if you didn't irritate the Hell out of us, we wouldn't moan :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by KinkyRed


    Well, if you didn't irritate the Hell out of us, we wouldn't moan :rolleyes:

    Rubbish!!

    You women secretly enjoy moaning! (You find things to moan about!)

    Your world would end if you didn't moan

    You go on them little girlie nights and you moan about us!

    If men were perfect and did no wrong and did everything you women wished for you would all be miserable! It's why you like the bad boys, they give you lots & lots of things to moan about to your girlie mates!;)

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You cant just wake up and say "I hate men today" thats awful. Perhaps you have deep seated personality problems that need to be treated with harsh drug cocktails, and electro-shock therapy.

    mmmmm drugs mmmm cocktails ughlglglglgl
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless



    You go on them little girlie nights and you moan about us!


    Yeah. 'cause we have absolutely nothing else to talk about.

    It's why you like the bad boys, they give you lots & lots of things to moan about to your girlie mates

    I don't actually like bad boys at all so nahnahnenahnah :p

    *feels very childish*

    Oh & Optimistic_Dan, I think I need therapy too :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Men hating day...
    Originally posted by TheMistress
    Today I hate men. Why is it they can be so fucking annoying yet still we shag them and go out with them again and again..

    Bit of a sweeping statement isn't it??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *makes a big spliff


    Look I don't hate men literally, just pissed off today ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I assume the new fella is still yet to master the delights of foreplay :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Passes J to Kinky

    No nothing of the sort..


    Ok get this - in bed straight 'after' Were chatting shite and I must have said something that pissed him off as he rolled over and went all moody and wouldn't let me touch him!

    cheek of it


    So anyways, he then can't get to sleep and is tossing and turning and moaning etc.. Normally he can't fall asleep but is quite happy!

    THEN - he snores... Very loudly might I add.

    THEN - He swears 'You fecking pricks!' in his sleep.

    Bear in mind I have'nt slept a wink and still manage to be nice.

    This morning he gets straight up - quick dressed and shoots!

    bastard


    Kinky pass that J back - I need it :D


    Rant over.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *takes a big old drag & passes it straight back*

    Pah! No wonder you're on a man hating bender. Why did the moron not just tell you what was wrong? Doesn't he know you should never go to bed angry? Are you seeing him tonight? You should demand to know what's wrong.

    Alternatively fight fire with fire & sulk right back at him. Deny him all physical contact & see who breaks first.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Men are so deep and mysterious arnt they!

    Any chance of a drag on that or is it all roach now?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh god yeah, I hate that thing when they get moody in bed! My ex used to do exactly that, and it used to drive me so mad! :rolleyes:


    Mind you, it's better than my first boyfriend. He used to scare me half to death when he was in a mood with me! :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Baby

    Mind you, it's better than my first boyfriend. He used to scare me half to death when he was in a mood with me! :nervous:

    I can epmathise with one
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Men hating day...
    Originally posted by TheMistress
    Today I hate men. Why is it they can be so fucking annoying yet still we shag them and go out with them again and again..


    *sulks*


    I'm going to become a dyke ;)

    perhaps it's the going out and shagging bit...maybe if you were just friends with some men you might get to know the real them!!:rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He was probably just moody after putting up with another mediocre sexual display on your part.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Saucer of milk for Sir Cum!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I love men personally.

    Nobody has ever treated me badly.

    Maybe because I'm honest and straight forward they're the same with me.

    Just a thought
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah 'cause that always works :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by KinkyRed
    Yeah 'cause that always works :yeees:


    Took the words right out of my mouth!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Men... dark2.gif
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by KinkyRed
    Yeah 'cause that always works :yeees:

    Well just a thought.

    It must be because I'm a Goddess , and no man would ever risk losing me , then :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Edi M


    It must be because I'm a Goddess , and no man would ever risk losing me , then :p

    Yeah. That'd be it. Keep telling yourself that. :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Edi M


    Well just a thought.

    It must be because I'm a Goddess , and no man would ever risk losing me , then :p


    It won't last.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Edi M
    I love men personally.

    Nobody has ever treated me badly.

    Maybe because I'm honest and straight forward they're the same with me.

    Just a thought

    I like you, but you are a little naïve :D

    I'm glad you have never been treated badly by blokes,I do hope it stays that way!
    Men...

    you love us.......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless



    you love us.......


    Nope just you!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Baby



    It won't last.

    Who knows ?

    Still I've had a good run.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Gets back from lunch and ponders over the abuse given*


    Oh by the way.. He called ... He's begging to see me tonight .. Shame I'm busy :D (tommorow though - can't resist those ripped in the arse jeans he wears for work :naughty: )

    For the record, I have lots of male friends of whom I don't sleep with than you all the same - I get on great with men (apart from today!)

    For those of you who think I give mediocre sexual please (Mr Cum indeedy) total rubbish - I'm the queen of all pleasures :p

    I don't sleep around either - have slept with 3 people since my sons father in two years.

    *peels her banana

    Easy now - aye :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pah, Pah and thice pah :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheMistress

    Oh by the way.. He called ... He's begging to see me tonight .. Shame I'm busy :D (tommorow though - can't resist those ripped in the arse jeans he wears for work :naughty: )


    That's right girlie - keep him waiting & make him pay!
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