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Aids when masturbating ...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Have you used anything to aid you while masturbating on your own? Perhaps, girls, you use your Mum's cucumber from the fridge before it's finally tossed into the salad? :D Hey, maybe some of you guys have used one too?

Personally, I like to use baby oil or a skin lotion when masturbating ... feels all nice 'n slippery and makes the skin on my cock feel very sensitive.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    For some odd reason I thought this was going to be about the disease AIDS and you asking could you get it from masturbating. :o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    razzle readers wives!

    :o:naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OMG i've always thought Teagan was a bird! Hehe sorry!

    Do Mars Bars count...!? ;):p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay2k
    OMG i've always thought Teagan was a bird! Hehe sorry!

    Do Mars Bars count...!? ;):p

    Wouldnt a kitkat be more fulfilling?;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay2k
    OMG i've always thought Teagan was a bird! Hehe sorry!

    I'm pretty enough to be one .. :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol, Jizz mags:D

    Yes done the baby oil few times!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bandit4911


    Wouldnt a kitkat be more fulfilling?;)

    You'd be surprised what a Mars Bar and a good phone call can do for ya...! :D:p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Aids when masturbating ...
    Originally posted by Teagan

    Personally, I like to use baby oil or a skin lotion when masturbating ... feels all nice 'n slippery and makes the skin on my cock feel very sensitive.

    I've never used anything actually, never felt the need. Being uncut, I have enough forskin moving up & down my cock to give a really good sensation.

    But I think I will give the baby oil a try one day, sounds like a good idea.

    Talking about the cucumber, has anyone tried inserting items up there anus for a good sensation. I used to, not now, as I have something better, & never a cucumber BTW.
    I once tried a frozen Licolnshire sausage, up my loobed bum, as I thought it resembled a stiff dick, but it was sooooo cold, it did not have quite the desired effect. I never tried that again :eek2:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay2k


    You'd be surprised what a Mars Bar and a good phone call can do for ya...! :D:p

    Some people have all the fun:p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay2k


    You'd be surprised what a Mars Bar and a good phone call can do for ya...! :D:p

    snack size, regular or king size?

    with a kit kat you get 4 fingers!!:naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's good with foreskin too!

    But that frozen sausage? It does sound a bit too cold to be comfortable ...

    The girls have been a bit quiet on this. I suppose it's cos they never masturbate like they never fart either ... :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless


    Some people have all the fun:p

    Your just bitter cos i wouldnt let you get any sleep :p


    snack size, regular or king size?

    Regular!
    The girls have been a bit quiet on this. I suppose it's cos they never masturbate like they never fart either ...

    Excuse me! I'm a girl...i've said stuff! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Teagan

    The girls have been a bit quiet on this. I suppose it's cos they never masturbate like they never fart either ... :rolleyes:

    Yeah !
    Every girl I've talked to who is happy to talk about sex, tells me they have a vibrator, so I think there are quite a few of you gals out there who aren't being very forthcoming (excuse the pun) ! ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Ocean Sailor


    Yeah !
    Every girl I've talked to who is happy to talk about sex, tells me they have a vibrator, so I think there are quite a few of you gals out there who aren't being very forthcoming (excuse the pun) ! ;)

    I either use a vibrator, my fingers, someone elses fingers or stuff like Mars Bars...on special occasisons! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay2k


    I either use a vibrator, my fingers, someone elses fingers or stuff like Mars Bars...on special occasisons! :D

    Don't think I'll ever be able to look at a mar bar again in the same light!:p

    :naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless


    Don't think I'll ever be able to look at a mar bar in the same light!:p

    :naughty:

    Thats cos the next time you'll see one it'll be dark... ;) Oh and your PM box is full babe.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay2k


    I either use a vibrator, my fingers, someone elses fingers or stuff like Mars Bars...on special occasisons! :D

    I'm probably incredibly naive here, but, do you eat the Mars Bar whilst masturbating, or do you masturbate with the Mars, then eat it, or masturbate with it & throw it away afterwards ?
    Just asking ! :confused:

    BTW, I knew a girl who had a friend who used a banana, & she pushed it so far up herself, that she had difficulty in getting it out again ! :D:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This isnt very nicely put but you shove it up ya cunt, get wet then eat it :) Or in my case eat a bit then lob it across the other side of the room! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay2k
    This isnt very nicely put but you shove it up ya cunt, get wet then eat it :) Or in my case eat a bit then lob it across the other side of the room! :p

    I don’t think all the lovely people at home wanted to know that .lol:p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And it doesnt leave melted chocolate inside you? or do you limit the depth of insertion?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay2k
    This isnt very nicely put but you shove it up ya cunt, get wet then eat it :) Or in my case eat a bit then lob it across the other side of the room! :p

    So delicately put !:)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah it does leave melted chocolate inside you however there are these things called showers! :p:D

    Plus if your into fingering yaself and licking your fingers afterwards *coughs* then it tastes better! :p
    I don’t think all the lovely people at home wanted to know that .lol

    Yeah they did. Your just jealous cos i never saved you a bit! ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Clandestine
    And it doesnt leave melted chocolate inside you? or do you limit the depth of insertion?
    So delicately put


    Ohh shhhh you two!;), Don’t encourage her! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay2k
    Yeah it does leave melted chocolate inside you however there are these things called showers! :p:D

    Plus if your into fingering yaself and licking your fingers afterwards *coughs* then it tastes better! :p



    Yeah they did. Your just jealous cos i never saved you a bit! ;)

    Crunchies work very well too. When the chocolate on the outside melts, the inside bit gets moist and gives a tingly sensation.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Harmless, why ever not? Encouragement is good for the soul!

    Lacy May, yeah i guess. Just wonder what vaginal lubricant would do to the taste of the chocolate? :p

    Closest ive come to that was eating a banana out of a girl at a strip show in Amsterdam. First time I was ever involved with food fun.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay2k


    You'd be surprised what a Mars Bar and a good phone call can do for ya...! :D:p
    the truths comming out now!!
    i found a lambini bottle and a decent fone call wernt bad!
    and those giant sticks of rock.....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Clandestine
    Harmless, why ever not? Encouragement is good for the soul!

    Lacy May, yeah i guess. Just wonder what vaginal lubricant would do to the taste of the chocolate? :p

    Closest ive come to that was eating a banana out of a girl at a strip show in Amsterdam. First time I was ever involved with food fun.

    Hes just worried that i might make him sleepy! ;)

    It tastes near enough the same i reckon, obviously not exactly!

    Hmmm Amsterdam...been there! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Clandestine

    Lacy May, yeah i guess. Just wonder what vaginal lubricant would do to the taste of the chocolate? :p
    Mmmmm, makes it taste nicer - or at least warm and wet. *remembers a night with an ex that involved a pack of Chocolate Fingers, and eating them in a funny way* (the look on her face was priceless as I ate them) :p:p

    Mr_Wobble
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bandit4911


    Wouldnt a kitkat be more fulfilling?;)


    Is it a KitKat chunky?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Silverberg



    Is it a KitKat chunky?

    You dont want anything with biscuit in it do ya! *Snap snap, stucky stucky* :p
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