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How & where do you wank?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
i'm curious about this. I only usually ever masturbate when i'm in bed, moving and pressing my dick up and down against my leg. i'm sure this isn't normal - how do you do it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I masturbate in bed, before I go to sleep (it relaxes me a lot)... I've masturbated at relative's houses and at work, too, though....

    Your cycles have bled into ones supposed to be my own
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm sure that everyone will agree with me that there is no normal - you can do whatever you like, whenever and wherever you like.

    But then again it's fine to ask about what other people do, if nothing else but to give yourself ideas to try out and see if they work. Seeing as I'm a girl I can't really help you on that!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i wank regularly during german class. i get my ruler and wrap it around my dick and let things go from there.

    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    i wank regularly during german class. i get my ruler and wrap it around my dick and let things go from there.

    *wonders if he has a bendy ruler or weird dick*

    not sure I want to know, though

    Personally - on the bus when I go to work. If the passengers don't like it, they can find someone else to drive it for them <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; j/k

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent:
    Personally - on the bus when I go to work. If the passengers don't like it, they can find someone else to drive it for them <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; j/k

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    ROFLOL LMFAO!

    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ***is cracking up uncontrollably but is at work and should be "professional" and straight-faced***

    good one MOK <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    Your cycles have bled into ones supposed to be my own
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    *is rofling deunkenly at MOK*

    on/in bed night. or evenimng. whjeever really. night is most common beforfre i sleep.

    sorry abiut the typing.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by wildchild:

    Seeing as I'm a girl I can't really help you on that!

    and if you could wild, i'd be very afraid. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent:
    Personally - on the bus when I go to work. If the passengers don't like it, they can find someone else to drive it for them <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; j/k

    gives new meaning to "don't talk to the driver." <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think there are alot of weird perverts in this NG lol - wanting to know how and where we masturbate.....

    Oh well, i usually do it:

    1. In Bed @ night or in the morning
    2. @ Lunchtime if it is REALLY quiet (cos, our school is secluded)
    3. I once did it on the back of an empty single decker bus hiding behind the back seat - i could swear the driver and other drivers seen me - and again on a double decker, up the top right up the back, hehe!
    4. Whenever i feel like it if i am a) alone in the house b) horny c) with mates

    How i do it:

    1. With my full hand
    2. With my thumb and middle finger
    3. Rubbing my dick up and down my leg to simulate sex
    4. In a sock (LOL!)




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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    omigod, id hate to be on a bus with any of yous!!*LOL*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    When i do make love to pam (the pam of my hand) it's always at home, when i'm gagging for it but aint gettin any <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    I used to know a lad who admitted to 'shagging' his dusty bin money box throughht the bit where the money comes out!! And he used to get off by stickin his willy between his matress and bed lol !!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this my seem like a very stupid question and forgive me for being dumb, but some of you guys said you do it in bed. where does the produce go? do u sleep in it? what? give me a clue, please!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TJ:
    this my seem like a very stupid question and forgive me for being dumb, but some of you guys said you do it in bed. where does the produce go? do u sleep in it? what? give me a clue, please!

    It's what tissues were invented for.

    Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters are regular visitors to my house. They usually come 'round when I'm bored, bless them.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    omg @ all you people who wank on buses! When I was 13 I was sat on a bus and there was this old man sat on the back and he was wanking and it traumatised me for life!! Hehe I was just 13! It was a really packed bus too lol...I think he was a weirdo <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *imagines a bin over flowing with stuck together tissues*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mmmm I think he is what we call a pervert.

    At least I was only joking. I'm not a bus driver, and it does worry me that people actally ARE doing it on buses.

    Still better that the bloke who came in to the A&E dept where I work with a carrot up his arse! Claimed to have been gardening...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOL! CARROT!! ROFLAMO


    Anyway, where does the produce go...:

    tissues
    if i am extremely lazy then on the floor and wipe it over with my foot
    if i am REALLY lazy then i just cum in my boxers or something and either lie in it or change quickly....

    ...there is nothing icky with "lying" in it - think about it, you have it inside you sometimes!!

    Anyway, i have only ever done it 2wice on a bus - it was the adrenaline rush.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry but wanking on the bus is really sick! I`d hate to be on the bus with any of you lot.
    Mind you there is this bloke at work who sits across from one of the checkout girls and jerks himself off on the bench. Sick pervert. And who said he wanks when he's with mates? That gave me a really sick image.
    I only wank when I`m at home. Often in the toilet cos there's no cleaning up to do <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; Its all gone in one quick and easy flush...

    "Honesty is just an excuse for lack of imagination."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Talyn:
    And who said he wanks when he's with mates? That gave me a really sick image.


    You never heard of "soggy biscuit"?

    If you want a REALLY bad image - that's one...

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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    ewwwwww MOK please dont, sadly i HAVE heard about that, and the female equivalent with breadsticks, and im not feeling too well anyway ....

    I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it is infact a criminal act to wank on a bus.

    pyrex
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I usually put my penis in a sock and
    wank that way, then when i cum, its in
    the sock, just have to wash the sock ,
    Oh sometimes i wank in the shower too.
    funny how a hand job sometimes feels
    different to when rubbing your dick on the
    bed sheets, (or sock..)

    knightman
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by pyrex:
    it is infact a criminal act to wank on a bus.

    pyrex

    u get caught pyrex? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; interesting thought tho - which iidjut (with too little else to do) came up with a law banning people from wanking on a bus?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    suddenly i feel normal........

    I need to wash myself again to hide all the dirt and pain, but I'd be scared that there's nothing underneath
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    y dont u use ur hand? i thought most lads did??? or even betta get a gal 2 do it 4u!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by fck vwls:
    suddenly i feel normal........


    then what the heck r u doing here fck vwls? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by pyrex:
    it is infact a criminal act to wank on a bus.

    some people spoil all our fun.



    "Tonight I'm tangled in my blanket of clouds, dreaming aloud"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just think about it, when elisakate saw someone wanking on a bus she said she was "traumatised" so imagine how it feels for others when they see you tugging away.

    pyrex
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent:
    At least I was only joking. I'm not a bus driver, and it does worry me that people actally ARE doing it on buses.

    Pyrex, cut out the five finger shuffling and you might be able to read what has already been said...


    "Tonight I'm tangled in my blanket of clouds, dreaming aloud"
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