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Yep i sound thick!!!!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Right, bear with me I might not make any sense here but Im gonna try my best.

Some girls fake it right, well, the thing is, cant a guy tell if she is faking it, wouldnt she go real tight around him when she had an orgasm, in which case he would be able to tell that she had had one. So, if she didnt go real tight then they would know she hadnt had one yeh?

And, if a guy feels the girl go real tight, does this mean she has definately had an orgasm?

I know I sound extremely stupid but I was just wondering, why would a girl go tight yet not orgasm? Is this part of it?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehe, sometimes I'd think about stuff like that because *horror* I've faked when I totally cannot be bothered anymore and can't put up with being pestered or because I'd just want to sleep. So I'd wonder whether they could feel it or whatever, or whether it's just from, ahem, the amount of noise I make.

    I know, I know. Faking is bad. Not like I'm with any of them now so it doesn't even matter. Never shall I fake again. Need someone to even do that with first. Pah.

    *wonders*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daisychainthing
    've faked when I totally cannot be bothered anymore .......or because I'd just want to sleep.

    LMAO!! lazy git :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Deeeeb


    LMAO!! lazy git :p

    :p

    Sometimes it's easier to let them think they are doing everything right and go to bed then it is to push them off and start dreaming. They're only moody the next day.

    I'm going to get someone complaining at me for that. I can tell.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    who cares? I completely agree with you. And i've done that before, it's easier to fake than face the interrogation that follows you telling them to get off cos you can't be bothered anymore/are bored/ tired.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Yep i sound thick!!!!!
    Originally posted by angelbabe


    And, if a guy feels the girl go real tight, does this mean she has definately had an orgasm?


    Men paying attention during sex? :lol: :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In my experience most blokes can't even tell when u really have cum, so they're not gonna know if you're faking or not!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No, we can't tell because we don't know how your bodies work and every girl is slightly different in that department!
    And, if a guy feels the girl go real tight, does this mean she has definately had an orgasm?

    And from the sounds of it you girls don't know your own bodies!

    Yes the noise help, If you gonna fake it do it in style and do fake porno noise!!:D

    This thread starting to turn into "men are useless in the bedroom" thread!:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It is perfectly easy to tell how a girl's body works. For them sex and orgasms are a much more emotional and sensual experience or at least guys don't show it.
    If you are tired girlies just tell them. You shouldn't have to be on tap sex machines.
    My advice to guys would be to pay more attention. Girls revel in orgasms so revel in it with them.

    Hamish
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless


    Yes the noise help, If you gonna fake it do it in style and do fake porno noise!!:D


    LOL - Porno noise:D:D:D:D:D:naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daisychainthing


    Sometimes it's easier to let them think they are doing everything right and go to bed then it is to push them off and start dreaming. They're only moody the next day.

    I'm going to get someone complaining at me for that. I can tell.

    haha you crack me up (and make me have serious doubts about myself :) )

    oh and if it makes you feel better

    *complain*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daisychainthing


    :p

    Sometimes it's easier to let them think they are doing everything right and go to bed then it is to push them off and start dreaming. They're only moody the next day.

    I'm going to get someone complaining at me for that. I can tell.

    I fake it practically all the time :D:p I dont seem to really enjoy sex like i used to. so can't really be bothered. so i'd rather make him think i am enjoying it and that he is a stud rather than upset him and tell him he is crap :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Girls in this topic = Crap in bed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Sir Cum
    Girls in this topic = Crap in bed.

    I know, I agree. As if a man could ever be crap in bed!, I blame the girls for not putting enough effort into sex, they just lay back, legs in the air and let the men do all the work and then moan to there friend if its not good enough!

    And another thing, I find the idea of foreplay insulting, it suggests that the girl doesn’t find me! a turn enough on my own that I have to work on her and get her in the mood! ;););) :eek: ;) :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless


    I know, I agree. As if a man could ever be crap in bed!, I blame the girls for not putting enough effort into sex, they just lay back, legs in the air and let the men do all the work and then moan to there friend if its not good enough!

    And another thing, I find the idea of foreplay insulting, it suggests that the girl doesn’t find me! a turn enough on my own that I have to work on her and get her in the mood!

    :D:D:D

    Yo gon' get yo ass whopped boyo!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi !

    Having read all the posts on this thread I have to say that..

    a) If girls in question are faking coz men in question are brutal then teach them or get rid of them.

    b) If its coz your tired then fine fake away. I know as a man i'd still like my shag.

    If I was case a) i'd like to know and be given a change to do better. Isn't it more fun when you work together to pleasure each other ?

    Is not communication not the key ?

    I do find this an interesting topic but it seems to have degenerated into men vs women which defeats the whole purpose of the 'sex' forum.

    Agreed ?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Irish Male 22 !
    I do find this an interesting topic but it seems to have degenerated into men vs women which defeats the whole purpose of the 'sex' forum.

    But sex is all about Men v Women. And at the end of the day, it is us men that win when we stuff home the winner.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Sir Cum
    Girls in this topic = Crap in bed.

    Men in this topic = Easy to irritate or what have you because they know how shit they are in bed and realise that women are more than likely doing this to them because said men cannot be 'great' in bed all the time. :p

    Big fucking deal. So people fake somtimes - wooo, get over it. Just because sometimes people would rather sleep than fuck you.

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless


    I know, I agree. As if a man could ever be crap in bed!, I blame the girls for not putting enough effort into sex, they just lay back, legs in the air and let the men do all the work and then moan to there friend if its not good enough!

    Shagging the wrong girls I see. :p Either that or they were just bored with you. :p
    Originally posted by Harmless
    And another thing, I find the idea of foreplay insulting, it suggests that the girl doesn’t find me! a turn enough on my own that I have to work on her and get her in the mood! ;););) :eek: ;) :eek:

    Aww, dear. Now that's bad ya see because all the men I've had have turned me on just by the sight of them. Oh, yeah. You obviously ain't good enough, babes. ;):p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daisychainthing


    Men in this topic = Easy to irritate or what have you because they know how shit they are in bed and realise that women are more than likely doing this to them because said men cannot be 'great' in bed all the time. :p

    Big fucking deal. So people fake somtimes - wooo, get over it. Just because sometimes people would rather sleep than fuck you.

    :p

    Hehehe, I like it, I like it a lot!:)

    But you almost hurt my little ego Daisychainthing:D

    But hey I fake it too when I want to go to sleep, Its not a one sided deal ya know!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless

    But hey I fake it too when I want to go to sleep, Its not a one sided deal ya know!

    That may be why in the second paragraph I used the word 'people' rather than 'women'. :p As I'm sure it's not a one sided thing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daisychainthing


    Shagging the wrong girls I see. :p Either that or they were just bored with you. :p

    I’d say a little bit of both actually:p
    Aww, dear. Now that's bad ya see because all the men I've had have turned me on just by the sight of them. Oh, yeah. You obviously ain't good enough, babes.

    Ahh Maybe I should stop dating girls from the local blind school then:p
    That may be why in the second paragraph I used the word 'people' rather than 'women'. As I'm sure it's not a one sided thing.

    Aww put a sock in it clever clogs;) , I was just saying this is something most people associate with girls, which isn’t entirely fair
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Men in this topic = Easy to irritate

    Says the girl defending herself with 3 posts full of quotes and comebacks :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like quotes. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kathryn
    This topic = the best thing I've read in here for ages!

    LMAO!

    You guys aren't half funny! :D

    gave me a good laugh too:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just tell a bloke where he's going wrong in the bedroom.

    And what he needs to do to improve the way he does things.

    We need help as well sometimes, women never give any clear or easy to read signs


    Flash
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's pretty much up to you to gently, casually ask the woman the sorts of things she likes doing/how she likes to be touched as you are both heading to the bedroom/kitchen/sofa.

    Ask in such a way it's makes it easier to be open about it and have fun finding out what else!

    It's surprising what you pick up if your listneing for the subtleties.

    The whole sensual part for me can last for ages, in fact I mind sometimes it lasted for hours before even thinking about going "all the way".

    It all adds up to less fumbling about and more intimate/satisfying sex!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :D

    *coughs*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've found that when my partner says" thats nice", or "you can do that again" or "carry on doing that cause its nice".

    Usually works for me.

    Flash
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have never faked and don't come through sex anyway. I don't think I am alone there. I have also only ever really slept with selfish blokes who clamber off as soon as they are "done" and don't give a shit about your enjoyment.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh, and what is the point in a man faking? It's pretty obvious when a man comes, I don's understand how they could fake an orgasm....

    You don't have to orgasm every time you have sex, it's still enjoyable anyway.
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