kinky sex things, eg ice cream!

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i want to have a really kinky night with my boyf

i was thinking ice cream during oral but can imagine there might be some health issures there!

i cant do the hand cuffs thing, as i dont have any and i like the use of hands!

what have all u guys done with ur partners which has really gone down well?

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Erm, i'd like to know the health issues regarding ice cream during oral sex? .. If it's all washed afterwards it would be fine.

I've used whipped cream, fruit salad, ice cream and chocolate sauce during sex with my girlfriend. The whipped cream is a bit too rich to eat it all but the chocalte sauce and fruit salad is a must

Drum

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Once covered my ex in yogurt and licked it all off - got it all round my chops in the process

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Ummm I love using ice cream or sorbet when having sex, me and my boyfriend often use it when having oral, it makes the sex so much more pleasurable and dirty!:p

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If you want to drive him wild, tie him to the bed posts, blindfold him, paint him with chocolate (the brush strokes will send him nuts), lick it all off then ride him home.

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Kinkyred

Been there done that - guess I can be as kinky as you!:D

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Originally posted by TheMistress
Kinkyred

Been there done that - guess I can be as kinky as you!:D

It's fun is it not?

Only we didn't have bed posts so I had to utilise the legs of a desk.

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Originally posted by KinkyRed
If you want to drive him wild, tie him to the bed posts, blindfold him, paint him with chocolate (the brush strokes will send him nuts), lick it all off then ride him home.

MMM I can vouch for that - 'tis damn good. Another nice one is cool (not really cold though) champagne poured over the genital areas during oral sex...

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Considering its tuesday morning and i'm presuming you lot are at work, you're a right kinky bunch arent ya!!!! lol

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Originally posted by Alistair

MMM I can vouch for that - 'tis damn good. Another nice one is cool (not really cold though) champagne poured over the genital areas during oral sex...

Yes, I've had nothing but good reactions when I've done that. Although it's often to tempting to just drink the champers

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Well actually I'm sitting naked in front of my computer

Bet that scared you!

I'm using the computer in my room and I'm just about to go have a shower if that explains it...

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Originally posted by KinkyRed
Yes, I've had nothing but good reactions when I've done that. Although it's often to tempting to just drink the champers

Ever had it done on you? It seems to do a LOT for girls, what with the bubbles fizzing away at the clit and inside.....

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Originally posted by Alistair

Ever had it done on you? It seems to do a LOT for girls, what with the bubbles fizzing away at the clit and inside.....

No

But I have a bottle of bubbly in fridge...

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I like the Mick Jagger stories, I forget the name of the bird he did it with, but they used (chocolate) Mar Bars I think, and she placed them in a rather ingenues hole and then they proceed to eat them! (Or so the myth go’s):p

Hmmm, food for thought tho!;)

Quite cheap as well!:)

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Originally posted by Harmless
I like the Mick Jagger stories, I forget the name of the bird he did it with, but they used (chocolate) Mar Bars I think, and she placed them in a rather ingenues hole and then they proceed to eat them! (Or so the myth go’s):p

Mars bar parties?

Hurrah!

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Originally posted by Harmless
I like the Mick Jagger stories, I forget the name of the bird he did it with, but they used (chocolate) Mar Bars I think, and she placed them in a rather ingenues hole and then they proceed to eat them! (Or so the myth go’s):p

It was Marianne Faithful, if the myth is to be believed...

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Originally posted by Man Of Kent


It was Marianne Faithful, if the myth is to be believed...

Ahh thanks, I know someone with a brain would know it!

I can only begin to imagine the stuff those two got up to in their heyday!

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Originally posted by Harmless
I can only begin to imagine the stuff those two got up to in their heyday!

Mick Jagger naked, is something I really don't ever want to think about...

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Originally posted by Man Of Kent


Mick Jagger naked, is something I really don't ever want to think about...

totally agree...erghh! *shudders*

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Re: kinky sex things, eg ice cream!

Originally posted by Posh*Bird
i want to have a really kinky night with my boyf

i was thinking ice cream during oral but can imagine there might be some health issures there!

i cant do the hand cuffs thing, as i dont have any and i like the use of hands!

what have all u guys done with ur partners which has really gone down well?

When i was in france i discovered tins of apple puree - which was great

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I know a good one but I can't remember how to do it. It's called The Moet Float Which involves a bottle of Moet and (mmmm) a tub of Ben and Jerrys ice cream. If your partner reads FHM and has got last months one it's in there.

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when it comes to being kinky you cant really beat domination games!!

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I bought my girlfirned some chocolate body paint for her birthday but it was foul. So we just covered our mates with it when they were pissed and took pics of them They were clothed

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I've used whipped cream,....

whipped cream is good, but squirty cream is definately more fun and you can dirty pictures with it all over her body before licking it off...

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Originally posted by Deeeeb
I bought my girlfirned some chocolate body paint for her birthday but it was foul.[/SIZE]

A small jar of Nutella is not only tastier, but cheaper too. If you need a brush you can get a cheap one for well under a quid.
Used Nutella before. Not only to paint the body, but to stick Chocolate Buttons, Milky Bar Buttons, Magic Stars, etc on each other. Mmmmmm. Also eaten choccy fingers in an unusual, Mick Jaggerish, way, and after "dipping" them. You should've seen her face when I was eating them. She couldn't believe any body would or could.

Tying up, and tying down, is another favourite. But she didn't want to do that again after she struggled so much that she had bruises on her ankles from the restraints. Mind you, I was particularly evil and wouldn't stop licking. But she forgot the safewords we had agreed on.

Mr_Wobble

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Re: Re: kinky sex things, eg ice cream!

Originally posted by brianbbrian

When i was df

adsf

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I bought my girlfirned some chocolate body paint for her birthday but it was foul.

i totaly agree with u deeeeb!! me n dan got sum one n it was ok 4 a little bit but then it went funny n the choc kinda slit n went all runny!!
the best thing is to give them a bj but with summin fizzy in your mouth, like a fizzy wine, weve done that n he loved it!!
at least he told me he did!:p

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The chocolate spread splits because it contains an oil component and a solid component, which will eventually separate.

You've got some really good ideas. Now, just need someone to practice on...

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Originally posted by Bums- arent they yum

give them a bj but with summin fizzy in your mouth, like a fizzy wine, weve done that n he loved it!!
at least he told me he did!:p

An ex wanted to try something similar after a reccomendation from a friend who said Alkaseltzer gave a great fizz. We both tried it on each other, but it wasn't worth it. However, at least she couldn't make the excuse of having a headache that night.

Mr_Wobble

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this isnt food but its pretty fun, get some black lights and some high lighters..... get nekkid and use your man as your canvas... and vise versa the pens feel funny on the skin and the thing about highlighters is that you can only see it with the blacklight on my bf and i had hours of entertainment with that!

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Originally posted by KinkyRed


Mars bar parties?

Hurrah!

How 80s!