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Wonderful conversation

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Saturday gone it was my best mates 21st, after the best but maddest night ever we arrived back at his house about 3am, by now i'd done 5/6 (not entirely sure) pills, a fair amount of ket and 2 bongs in quick succession and was just smoking my way through a spliff. Basically I was fucked, you know when you struggle to think about anything, well that fucked, when i started to have a conversation about heaven with some voice to my right, now for whatever reason I decided perhaps i was talking to god :confused: I've never done anything like that, I wasn't seeing god, nor did it sound anything like god, but nevertheless the voice in my ear was god :confused:

So this 'god' was telling me what heaven was like, it was a place that differed from the general blueprint, you see it didn't seperate out good and bad people, oh no, it seperated out the fun and boring people :eek: Yes 'god' had decided that he no longer wanted boring do gooders for company on a saturday night, they've been coming around for a couple of thousand years now, it was getting teedious watching everyone play chess.

So he instructed the powers that be to only allow in people that had fun, good or bad, he wanted to spend his time pissed, wrecked, having orgy's, been violent, watchin porn etc.....

And so the moral of my chat with 'god' was if you want to go to heaven, have fun :confused: well it worked for me, but it would, I was having fun whilst been 'bad in gods eyes'. Only then did i realise something wasn't right, so I kind of looked up, focused and saw my equally pilled up mate telling me how heaven should be :mad:

But it was kind of neat chatting to god, despie the fact it was in fact my mate and brain having a laugh at my expense.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wow....i mean WOW man ! far out. wow man...WOWYZOWY man.
    groovin ebb. WOW MAN. i mean...god...in his big blue chair !wicked man. cool. GOD...talking to ebb. WOW MAN ..i mean wow.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ebb do you believe in god? just wondering lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A friend of mine had a 15min conversation with someone who wasnt there on just mdma before, he'd taken quite a bit, the strong orange tulip pills for those interested.

    As for K my wife had a totaly out of body experiance where her and I wandered around a big body that was god.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by duffy_2k
    ebb do you believe in god?

    No.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No.
    i was gonna say, itd probably be a bit freaky to think you are talking 2 god lol
    Duffy
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