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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
hey, just wonderin whats the crack with the bases in america. you know like first base, second base etc. what does each one mean? like which one is kissin and stuff. stupid topic i know but im pretty bored <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I always wanted to know this...

    1st base is kissing and cuddling ect i think....
    2nd i imagine is making out (more involved kissing)
    3rd sleeping with em?????

    anyone enlighten us????

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes my darlings

    1st Base = Kissing
    2nd Base = Seeing them Naked
    3rd Base = Oral and Fingering
    Home Run = Well, SEX!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    r u serious? i thought holding hands was one of em. as a matter of interest ross how do u know all that??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    not bein silly or nothin, but i think this whole 'bases' idea is a bit twisted really. makes the whole thing sound like a race or competition, and seems to detach the emotions from the action. perhaps thats why people do it.........
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    holding hands hardly seems to be something special...i mean have lots of female mates who's hand i hold when we're out walking. a sign of affection, yes, but only as friends

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Right I always thought:

    1st base - kissing
    2nd base - fingering n that
    3rd base - Oral
    Home - Sex

    Could be wrong and probably is....

    Before u ask how i know i saw it on some site a while ago (yes it was a US site)

    Those are models leags, but are they womans or are they mens
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I went on an American exchange a couple of years ago & all the American ppl i met said that the bases are:

    1st = Kissing
    2nd = Fingering/Wanking off
    3rd = Oral
    4th/Home run = Sex

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1st:Kissing
    2nd:touching tits(for girls)
    3rd:fingering/wanked
    4th <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif">ral
    5th:all the way..............
    Thats how its always been classified to me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by CHEEKy:
    1st:Kissing
    2nd:touching tits(for girls)
    3rd:fingering/wanked
    4th <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif">ral
    5th:all the way..............
    Thats how its always been classified to me.

    pity the person that plays baseball with u.


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We need someone American!!

    Wheres Amadee, I'm sure she'll know! Or Calvin...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    pity the person that plays baseball with u.



    And whys that???Why dont you lighten up?I see a load of your posts and they are just so unfriendly.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What Turtle means, Cheeky, is that 1st base etc is a baseball base similie.

    There are only four bases in baseball but you listed five - hence anyone who plays baseball with you will have an extra base to worry about.

    Get a grip, he was hardly suggesting you killed someone.

    "So raise your fists and march around
    Don't dare take what you need
    I'll jail and bury those committed
    And smother the rest in greed"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by CHEEKy:
    And whys that???Why dont you lighten up?I see a load of your posts and they are just so unfriendly.


    lighten up? nooo, never <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; im not being unfriendly, i'm being deadpan. sorry if it offends u.

    and thank you MOK, i'm glad someone can see how my brain ticks.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the ego and fab_ukgirlie have it right.

    1st base is kissing
    2nd base is groping/fingering
    3rd base is oral
    home run is sex

    also green m & m's = home run. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    and this comes straight from america. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a woman goes into to a fishmonger.
    "groper" she asked for.
    so groper he did.

    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.

    [This message has been edited by Turtle (edited 03-06-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...sorry did i forget to laugh........ <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally Posted by ElisaKate
    We need someone American!!
    Wheres Amadee, I'm sure she'll know! Or Calvin...

    Actually, I don't know... I think that's something you're supposed to learn in middle school and I was in Oxford for middle school....

    I just went ahead and did stuff, never mind the bases! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kat:
    ...sorry did i forget to laugh........ <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    no, u laughed very very loudly cos it was such a funny joke.

    beeeeeatch <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; j/k

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmmmm... so you've got baseball names for sex... so whats the following:

    Play Ball
    Strike 1
    Strike 2
    Strike 3
    Yer Out
    Going long
    Great Catch
    He didn't see that one coming
    Ouch, that gotta hurt
    Awww My Gawd
    Time Out
    Great Slide
    3rd Quarter
    Go 59ers!

    I can't think of any others... and I don't even watch baseball (unless its on films like Naked Gun, Baseball or The Fan, which is where I got these phrases)

    So, what do they mean <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm try and make it up as I goes along....

    Play Ball - Chat up lines?

    Strike 1 - *Slap* after chat up line

    Strike 2 - (I had something really witty to go here but i just forgot it :rolleyes <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    Strike 3 - Over 75s?

    Yer Out - (anyone remember that post about passin out in the female orgasm? - well yeah...)

    Going long - (obvious?)

    Great Catch - Bit excited and you cant get out the way quick enough?

    He didn't see that one coming - In the eye?

    Ouch, that gotta hurt - First time? OR a lads thing (no 1 deserves that). Child birth (if this is "as the relationship devolops"?

    Awww My Gawd - Yeah (read that breathlessly)

    Time Out - Parents coming up the stairs! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;

    Great Slide - watch out! No marks on the sofa! Oohh well held love <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/confused.gif"&gt;

    3rd Quarter - The night of 4 times?

    Go 59ers! - Spectators? (If that floats your boat)


    A note to all:
    These are intended to be a bit of a laugh after a long day doing whatever it is you do (meant that nicely). I do not take any responsiblity for the well being and safety of users who employ these phrases. On a personal note THIS is what can happan when u spend too much time with Stuart Turner (Damn Right) - or maybe its just what happans spending too much time with me! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/confused.gif"&gt;

    Still also impressed I beat Turtle to all this! *looks at post triumphantly* One of my longest posts actually!


    Edited due to dodgy spellin

    [This message has been edited by TheEgoHasLanded (edited 04-06-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheEgoHasLanded:

    1st base - kissing
    2nd base - fingering n that
    3rd base - Oral
    Home - Sex



    Yeah, that's wat i thought 2, omg jack was right 4 once, but can he do it again?


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    glad we got that one sorted out. didnt know there was a home run tho.........nice!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OKAY BASICALLY..REMEMBER THE 4 "F's"
    1st-French
    2nd-Feel
    3rd-Finger
    4th-Fuck
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kat:
    ...sorry did i forget to laugh........ <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    Actually didn't think it was THAT bad.

    Two nuns met a flasher.
    One had a stroke.
    The other couldn't reach.

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    And don't go blame it on the government"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by guRLiE1oo4:
    OKAY BASICALLY..REMEMBER THE 4 "F's"
    1st-French
    2nd-Feel
    3rd-Finger
    4th-Fuck

    but the 4th one wudnt be fuck wud it, cause we just said that 4th was oral and sex was a home rune.........hmmmmmmm....ah well!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    again, playing baseball with you would be a bitch <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im gonna try really hard not to cross ur path turtle!ur a scary little turtle! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    pity the person that plays baseball with u.



    Sorry Turtle for overreacting but at that time I had read all your posts which had replied to me and then this was the last one and I had had enough of your comments and that one seemed like-'who would want to do it with you?' that kind of thing.
    But I do like it that you are just straight but that day it had got the better of me.


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i aint scary. well, okej, mebbe just a ickle bit. but not tooo much, am i?

    and thank u cheeky for accepting my apology <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    maybe you can be a wee bit intimidating to those who dont know and appreciate you turtle <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; once you get to know him you realise that a lot of the time hes just being sarcastic and not meaning to hurt anyone, and he can be pretty funny too <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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