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Bad Sex

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
:eek: :(

Is there anything worse?

Sometimes I'd rather have no sex, than bad sex.

So what is your worst experience?

Mine was when both of us were doing it just because we felt obliged. Neither could really be bothered, so neither tried hard enough. Dull, uninspired and routine. To be honest, I wondered afterwards why I just didn't stop halfway through...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Been there with that scenario... not good and felt so so bad afterwards.

    I think one of the bad experiences (At the time - funny now) was when I was on top and suddenly i had a MASSIVE nose bleed all over her face... she was squeemish of blood so it didnt go down too well.

    Another is when I was going rather vigorously and I went for a really big shove and I ended up almost breaking my cock when it went in the wrong 'un... the girl was none too impressed either!!

    But the best must be when my parents came back early from seeing my sister at Uni and I was butt naked shagging on the living room floor and they walked in... made worse by the fact that my mother HATED the girl...oops...

    I dont know what my worst experience is... probably like you the routine shag that frankly you shouldnt have bothered with...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Last year when I slept with someone when I was on a rebound. I think I mentioned an ex who I caught in the throes..............well the night we finished I met up with a girl who Id sort of known for a while. We ended going out a couple of times and even then I knew it wasnt really what I wanted. Anyway things ran their course and we slept together...and it was CRAP! Not because of her but because it wasnt what I really wanted. It must have lasted 5 mins max and then for the first time in my life I rolled over and went to sleep. It was such a releif when she got up and went home.
    Needless to say I never heard from her again.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My worst sex was with this guy I had a one night stand with. He was so strange in bed I mean I know everyone is different but he really was just so odd. Some of the things he had us doing, well, I wouldnt sleep with him again in a hurry anyway!!!! :eek:

    Plus the fact he lasted about 5 mins each time now is that normal??? Surely no1 comes that quick???

    Maybe Im just a great shag ;) Although I very much doubt it :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Worst sex.

    PC muscle.

    Bad cramp.

    No more needs to be said.

    (A pain not of this earth)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by angelbabe
    [Maybe Im just a great shag ;) Although I very much doubt it :( [/B]

    Hiya babe you know you are the best and so do i ;)

    S.G :cool:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Speedo
    Worst sex.

    PC muscle.

    Bad cramp.

    No more needs to be said.

    (A pain not of this earth)


    :eek: Owwwwwwwwww.... can only imagine...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Plus the fact he lasted about 5 mins each time now is that normal??? Surely no1 comes that quick???
    I had a ons once - not really bad - but that man seemed to be the world champion in coming quick :rolleyes:
    It was over before it really began.
    It took at most 1,5 minutes to undress 1 minute foreplay and 2 minutes sex - great sex though - but show me one single woman on this planet who can come that quick!
    :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The one and only time I ever had sex with a guy was really bad. He managed to convince me to give it a go, and I have to say it was not enjoyable at all. Can't explain it really, it was just terrible.

    Oh back in the days when I was young and naive :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Has to be when I really couldn't be bother but felt obliged to. Happened quite a lot with the first guy I slept with. Thinking about it, can't think of any good sex with him.:mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Was a while ago with my girlfriend when I entered my girlfriend from behind during sex and had a good little session which we both enjoyed but when I pulled out there was some blood because I entered at a bit of a funny angle, very scary!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Worst (and only) sex

    Fat bird, looser than a bucket

    I don't think I need to say anything other than 'I wish i was still a virgin'.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SIZE DOES COUNT.


    Worst?

    Ok.. I was seeing this guy, this "Italian" guy... and you know what they say about them;)
    Anyway... He was THE complete player and I decided to play hard to get... so a month down the line, we were really hot for each other and I finally decided to give in... well we started getting down... and we started takin some clothes off... and then we started touchin each other... I made my way slowly to his crotch... and... nothing. Absolutely nothing. This big Italian Body Builder had the smallest penis in the world I swear. To top this off, he started doing weird things..(I assume to take my attention from the places he lacked..) He was kinda slapping me... Slapping? and saying things.... But slapping on my legs, and then grabbing them and shaking them...? -= W E I R D O =- Anyway that had to be my worst experience, I would say the worst sex, but I dont even know if it counts as sex... it was that bad.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ..

    Probably the worst is with my current girlfriend. I mean she is basically my first except for one girl who ive been friends with since we were 6 who i got drunk with and ended up losing my virginity, then my mum walked in and my pants were down and i .. well.. cant remember what happend after that.

    But my girlfriend now, it always seems so awkward, i dont even know if im sexually attracted to her. I mean. I am, but when her clothes are off, im not?.. WTF. I seem to always go down during the sex and i can never cum. And i know its not me. But i love her too much too end anything, even though she is ALWAYS horny. :eek: :confused:

    Drum
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: ..
    Originally posted by DrunkenDrum
    even though she is ALWAYS horny. :eek: :confused:
    Bloody hell, you lucky bastard! Can't handle her being horny all the time, then send her here please! Most of my ex's seem to go to camel land after a few weeks. :(

    Can't say I've had truly bad sex before. Boring sex, yes, but not bad. There's that old joke that goes....
    "So what was your worst blow job like?"
    "Fucking fantastic!!!"
    Nuff said. :D

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my bad sex has got to be wiv ex.He was so shit in bed,he could not make me cum.He never bothered with foreplay and so when he entered me he hurt me.And after sex was over he would get up and get dressed and put the telly on.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOL. Sounds like a real ladies man! :rolleyes:

    Did he wear dirty tank tops, scratch himself and belch alot too? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh my god you have got him down to a fine art.He used to take the piss out of me.I once went on top and all he could do was laugh at me.Now my new fella wants me to go on top and i wont because of what happened with him
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by angelbabe
    My worst sex was with this guy I had a one night stand with. Some of the things he had us doing, well, I wouldnt sleep with him again in a hurry anyway!!!! :eek:


    hmmmmm....do tell :D!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Perverted little people want to know gory little details. So tell us! *glares*

    :D

    Drum
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LaurenK
    SIZE DOES COUNT.

    I never came from sex with my ex, because he was inexperienced, and too big to hit the spot. So yeah, size does count. Bigger is NOT better IMO.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by crazybeck
    oh my god you have got him down to a fine art.He used to take the piss out of me.I once went on top and all he could do was laugh at me.Now my new fella wants me to go on top and i wont because of what happened with him
    He sounds like a total arsehole. Especially the no foreplay, shag, watch telly, thing. Laughing at you was cruel. Just get on top of your current b/f and go slow to tease the hell out of him. I'll bet he won't laugh. :D

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bad sex is the worst. :( I had that last weekend with someone I work with. It makes me cringe thinking about it. :( Never again! :eek:

    I think it was supposed to be one of those 'fuck me now' moments, which went wrong? :confused:

    *erases memory from mind
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A good shit is better than a bad shag.

    I had a situation, and I don't know wether it was physical or psy, phyc, erm in my head or not but for about 2 weeks, everytime I was about to cum, or at least the beginnings of the final throws I would have an incredible pain in my head, like brain damage kinda pain.

    It was quite scary and very frustrating. Anyone know what it might have been?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Optimistic_Dan
    A good shit is better than a bad shag.

    I had a situation, and I don't know wether it was physical or psy, phyc, erm in my head or not but for about 2 weeks, everytime I was about to cum, or at least the beginnings of the final throws I would have an incredible pain in my head, like brain damage kinda pain.

    It was quite scary and very frustrating. Anyone know what it might have been?

    I don't know...but i'd go to the doctor and get it checked out anyway! :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Baby


    I don't know...but i'd go to the doctor and get it checked out anyway! :eek:

    Well it was a about 5 years ago now...and hasnt happend since so don't think i'll bother.

    It was like someone had put a restraining chip in my head, like Monkey from monkey magic!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by crazybeck
    I once went on top and all he could do was laugh at me.Now my new fella wants me to go on top and i wont because of what happened with him

    Your ex is a prat. Most men love a woman on top, best thing is to tease, have a few deep thrusts and then almost pull off and rest on the tip of his little man, it's great! Tried and tested that one. :eheh:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by crazybeck
    my bad sex has got to be wiv ex.He was so shit in bed,he could not make me cum.He never bothered with foreplay and so when he entered me he hurt me.And after sex was over he would get up and get dressed and put the telly on.

    identical to my ex boyf!!! no foreplay........just pleasing himself and then promising to make me cum next time. i once cried whilst we were having sex and he never even noticed - it made me feel that crap!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this thread is putting me off, and that would be a shame:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bad sex? mmmmmmm..........

    Where to start?

    I once slept with a girl (one night stand) that made so much noise, shouting & screamin, it was like we were in a porn movie! We were doing it doggy styliee and she was screaming so loud that I thought the neighbours we going to break down the door!
    All I could do was bite on my fist to stop my self laughing (i nearly rang my mate in the middle as my moby was next to the bed, just because i couldnt believe what I was hearing)
    Needless to say I finished up quickly and said my goodbyes still chuckling to myself.

    Another one involved strawberry sauce, ewwwww not good if you are a hairy man, thought i was going to be sick, we were sticking together I was all matted, a complete turn off, although the shower afterwards together was better !

    ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think I could write a book on this.

    I am recently divorced and my ex-wife was less than good. I am not saying this out of spite, it is just the truth. There were numerous times when I think she was doing it out of obligation and that made it bad.

    Our last three times were the worst. First, she stayed up until like 3 am on a weeknight chatting online and then came to bed. She woke me up from a very sound sleep. My head was spinning the whole time. It felt more like a bad dream than sex. Second, she wanted to get online (leaving me alone again, hence the eventual downfall of the relationship) so she rushed me through. It was more like a time-card thing. "Hurry up and get done so I can do something else." The final time went great at first. I put on one of my greatest performances (5 big O's for her) but it was taking me awhile to finish. She wanted to be done and actually started crying. Needless to say, all were bad experiences.

    It isn't all bad for me though. I have a new g/f and we have had the best sex anyone could imagine. It is a game of give and take. Before I gave and gave and gave but rarely got much back. I am happy to say those days are long behind me. :)
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