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Wanking Tips

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Hi has anyone out there got any great wanking techniques or tips they use? i just seem to pull down my pants jack off like theres no tommorow and not savour the experience lately!! i'm alright when i'm shagging my G/F because i can really feel the bond and go at a nice pace!! so any tips on how to sustain a good wank would be great!!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why are you taking a step back?

    Surely if you have a gf wouldn't it be better to focus on her rather then your wanking, Wanking easy just do what feel best for you
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rubber gloves ,baby oil and 2 chickens?

    LMFAO

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Try this site. (I think that's the right URL)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Try not to do it so much. You'll go blind. And it makes you smell funny.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Grab hold and pull really hard until you feel a nervewrenching "pop".

    Guarantee itll be the most intense feeling youve ever felt! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A good rubbing down with sand paper usually works for me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Are you for real?

    You just wank for god's sake!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you really are that desperate hhow about this -Tossing Off
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    An old trick played by prison inmates or sailors who have been at sea for long periods is to paint your nails like a woman. Then you lay down on your arm until it goes numb. Then you just wank and since you cannot feel your own hand doing it and you see painted nails you think it's a woman who's wanking you off.

    Alternatively you can catch a fly, remove its wings, get in the bath with only the top of your knob sticking out and place the fly there. The fly will run all over your bell end trying to avoid the water. :eek: :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    An old trick played by prison inmates or sailors who have been at sea for long periods is to paint your nails like a woman. Then you lay down on your arm until it goes numb. Then you just wank and since you cannot feel your own hand doing it and you see painted nails you think it's a woman who's wanking you off.

    and are you talking from experience here?:rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    buy a blow up doll and some lube
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