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Whats an Enema?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
my boyfriend mentioned something to me the other day about would i ever give myself an enema? what does that mean :P?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, ive never heard the word befor methinks.

    so....beats me:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've heard about that before, but I can't describe it. Maybe this is helpful http://www.enematips.com/
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is what dictionarys are for honey!!

    well heres the dictionarys definiton

    Enema-the insertion of liquid through the anus into the rectum, especially to expel its contents. a liquid or syringe used for this.

    euch:eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Otherwise known to the medical profession as a High Colonic. Ive heard that regular enemas can increase your energy levels, correct a whole host of gastro-intestinal problems and generally decrease the risk of many diseases. Its just not all that appealing to actually discuss in a sex chat
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kinda ironic that your name is Shit Happenz ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol @ go away.

    ummm lovely!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by go_away
    Kinda ironic that your name is Shit Happenz ;)

    LMAO. :D:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    An enema in the easiest way I can say is :

    1 : Make sure bathroom is empty

    2 : A special fluid is inserted your backside

    3 : You run like hell to the bathroom

    4 : Stay in the bathroom just incase you havent finished ;)

    And there you have it an enema :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The opposite of a friend.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Karla
    The opposite of a friend.

    I think you should stick to whip cracking and moderating.:D

    * runs off * hides *
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOL@Karla!

    Nice to see youre as tacky as i am! :p:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's really good for you (a proper colonic irrigation, that is), and said to remove up to 4kg of hardened residue that is stuck to your bowels, and might eventually give you cancer.

    There are obviously people who practise enemas for sexual kicks, but I've never understood what's sexual about it (unless it's something to do with the liquid they choose to insert :eek: )
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by go_away
    Kinda ironic that your name is Shit Happenz ;)

    LOL!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have thought about going for a Colonic Irrigation session cos frankly I fart way too much... :p

    However, people use enemas in a variety of deviant sexual ways:

    1 - some people like the feeling that they need to go and try to hold it in.

    2 - the pressure inside your anus puts pressure on the Prostrate Gland which for a bloke is nice and can make you orgasm... watch Road Trip if you need a better visual explanation ...

    3 - some people are Fecalfeliacs... (spelt wrong) i.e. they like shit, to play in it etc... :eek: yuck... I am not going to describe the scene I have in my head right now but I am sure you can use your own imagination...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SimonKingpin
    3 - some people are Fecalfeliacs... (spelt wrong) i.e. they like shit, to play in it etc... :eek: yuck... I am not going to describe the scene I have in my head right now but I am sure you can use your own imagination...
    :eek: puke.gif
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Morgenstern

    :eek: puke.gif


    Thats an AWESOME smilie!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    anenema doo doo de doo doo
    anenema doo doo doo doo
    anenema doo doo de doo doo de doo doo de doo doo doo doo...................................:rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I love those puking smilies :D
    pukeface.gifrepuke.gifbarf.gifpukey.gif
    A smilie says more than thousand words :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Morgenstern
    I love those puking smilies :D
    pukeface.gifrepuke.gifbarf.gifpukey.gif
    A smilie says more than thousand words :D


    There are people that are sexually into puke as well... boldily fluids (other than the normal sexual ones) turn some people on...


    Ah well each to their own!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SimonKingpin

    There are people that are sexually into puke as well... boldily fluids (other than the normal sexual ones) turn some people on...

    :eek: There's a nice German word for that: äääääääääääää
    I'm glad I've just picked up normal guys so far - well rather normal.
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