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everyone's getting LAID....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
all my mates are fooling round with girls etc, but i have a fucking pin dick and i'm never gunnu get it out. what to do what to do? please help...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    for a start stop worring and calm down i was the same you just need to meet the right person at the right time. the same happened to me but now ive had loads of sex but ijust wanna settle down..

    you will be fine!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Everyone's getting LAID? I warned you that those scientists would go too far with GM chickens! <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">


    You need to calm down. Sex isn't the most important thing in the world and the sooner you realise that the better off you'll be. I presume you haven't got a girlfriend so that should be your priority. What's better, a one night stand or a long term relationship with someone u care for and ths lots of sex would follow <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    You're lucky tho, I only came in here to put my GM chicken crack in

    [ 27-04-2002: Message edited by: Kurt ]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey, we could market that together.

    "Pin Dick: Make your own holes!"
    or
    "With a Pin Dick, you don't need to get her trousers off!"

    I give up. Remind me never to go into marketing, I'm too cynical.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hello.
    Stop working yourself up so much!!!! If you are worrying all the time then that's gonna show and this is probably why things aren't really working for you at the mo. Have more confidence in yourself! Strut.

    Love Kaz x <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Heh, i thought that second one was pretty funny Turtlmeister <IMG SRC="cool.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    Made me chuckle anyway
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